It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3340. | a (mechanicalboi) | 68.13 | 96% | 2018-07-11 |
| 3341. | Jason (manjova) | 68.13 | 95% | 2017-11-30 |
| 3342. | BATMAN (liine117) | 68.11 | 98% | 2019-09-30 |
| 3343. | thicknesse (thicknesse) | 68.11 | 97% | 2018-07-22 |
| 3344. | Dongfeng (besieger) | 68.11 | 98% | 2020-07-28 |
| 3345. | Pedro (pelohi) | 68.11 | 95% | 2018-09-22 |
| 3346. | Tri (lnfluence) | 68.11 | 96% | 2017-09-13 |
| 3347. | Kai Le (linus5ery) | 68.11 | 97% | 2019-07-05 |
| 3348. | Andy (nomicos) | 68.10 | 99% | 2020-08-04 |
| 3349. | Yaakov (yyhuba) | 68.07 | 97% | 2017-12-03 |
| 3350. | Frostly (frostlyspark) | 68.06 | 96% | 2017-10-30 |
| 3351. | ohayou (ohayo_velotype) | 68.05 | 99% | 2018-09-17 |
| 3352. | Derry (siribackwards) | 68.04 | 96% | 2019-02-11 |
| 3353. | Adrian (adriank1991) | 68.00 | 98% | 2020-09-16 |
| 3354. | MinetasticAR (minetasticar) | 67.99 | 97% | 2020-03-23 |
| 3355. | Krystal (slowestgirl) | 67.99 | 98% | 2019-05-06 |
| 3356. | Peter (luftpanzer) | 67.97 | 96% | 2020-05-04 |
| 3357. | Francisco (aeos) | 67.94 | 96% | 2019-08-24 |
| 3358. | Crystal (fourwheelingmomma) | 67.92 | 96% | 2018-02-10 |
| 3359. | youm (youm) | 67.91 | 97% | 2017-11-13 |
| 3360. | Carlo (carlof) | 67.88 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 3361. | Kumar (kumar_thapa1) | 67.88 | 97% | 2019-06-03 |
| 3362. | Azhar (azharnawaz) | 67.88 | 98% | 2019-03-08 |
| 3363. | M (ezdr) | 67.87 | 96% | 2018-08-31 |
| 3364. | BarbBlackburn (3xx8iycrr3xy... | 67.87 | 98% | 2018-10-01 |
| 3365. | Nomig (nomig) | 67.86 | 97% | 2020-08-28 |
| 3366. | Kamal (kamal250j) | 67.86 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
| 3367. | Ric (drrz) | 67.84 | 97% | 2019-06-29 |
| 3368. | Joshua (mitchelljo2000) | 67.82 | 97% | 2020-10-08 |
| 3369. | Bentley (cheesyben) | 67.82 | 97% | 2019-09-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |