The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18295. | VINAYAK (idgaf123) | 74.68 | 95% | 2022-12-05 |
| 18296. | Jarid (hoover229) | 74.68 | 94% | 2013-01-31 |
| 18297. | Amaranto (amaranto) | 74.68 | 96% | 2012-01-07 |
| 18298. | Nestor (jbato19) | 74.68 | 94% | 2016-12-23 |
| 18299. | Dashboard (dashboard) | 74.68 | 97% | 2012-05-29 |
| 18300. | chris (chrisc) | 74.68 | — | 2008-09-22 |
| 18301. | Kristján (kripet) | 74.67 | — | 2011-01-28 |
| 18302. | Dustio (dustio) | 74.67 | 92% | 2016-04-13 |
| 18303. | lysrac (lysrac) | 74.67 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 18304. | Turkey (_muratozkan_) | 74.67 | 97% | 2017-06-19 |
| 18305. | 123 (jokke27) | 74.67 | 96% | 2017-11-22 |
| 18306. | Rolipoli (rolipoli) | 74.66 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 18307. | Bob (ezmasterz) | 74.66 | 96% | 2017-12-09 |
| 18308. | jpow (jpowwow) | 74.66 | 96% | 2020-10-09 |
| 18309. | Jack (randomdize) | 74.66 | 97% | 2017-08-25 |
| 18310. | YuHsiang (louisrt) | 74.66 | 98% | 2018-12-18 |
| 18311. | Nathan (nathanajah) | 74.65 | 92% | 2012-02-25 |
| 18312. | John (mernst) | 74.65 | 97% | 2021-08-26 |
| 18313. | pnjzz.colemakDH (pnjzz) | 74.65 | 97% | 2020-07-25 |
| 18314. | Luftim (luftim) | 74.65 | 97% | 2015-04-30 |
| 18315. | Sarah (snmn211) | 74.65 | — | 2008-08-27 |
| 18316. | lmns (lmns) | 74.65 | 94% | 2014-07-03 |
| 18317. | dudu (dudu1061) | 74.64 | 95% | 2016-12-31 |
| 18318. | Maria (mariatran9) | 74.64 | — | 2008-09-01 |
| 18319. | kamalesan (kamalesan) | 74.64 | 98% | 2022-03-12 |
| 18320. | xdm (cbk808) | 74.64 | 99% | 2020-11-12 |
| 18321. | Ramon (xaccess) | 74.64 | 89% | 2013-12-06 |
| 18322. | Jay (slowhand8824) | 74.64 | 96% | 2017-02-05 |
| 18323. | René (rene_) | 74.64 | 96% | 2012-12-13 |
| 18324. | Pete (phoc41) | 74.64 | 92% | 2013-11-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |