Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1422. | Jackie (jackiiexl0v3) | 118.30 | 96% | 2014-03-27 |
| 1423. | pmcats (marupiter) | 118.29 | 99% | 2013-01-24 |
| 1424. | Kevin (kkaland) | 118.29 | 98% | 2013-06-01 |
| 1425. | Craig (tezareth) | 118.29 | — | 2010-10-28 |
| 1426. | dog pirate (dogpirate) | 118.28 | — | 2011-04-21 |
| 1427. | Wolfgang (mozart) | 118.27 | — | 2009-03-01 |
| 1428. | Z. (unnoticed) | 118.26 | 97% | 2017-02-12 |
| 1429. | かわいいです (kawaii_... | 118.25 | 96% | 2016-12-27 |
| 1430. | aqib (aqibmirza123) | 118.24 | 97% | 2022-06-23 |
| 1431. | Peter (supahotfiyah) | 118.24 | 94% | 2014-06-16 |
| 1432. | ck (yiu_are_stupid) | 118.21 | 98% | 2019-09-05 |
| 1433. | Shonade (mr_overclocked) | 118.20 | 98% | 2023-08-25 |
| 1434. | Eav (eavlol) | 118.20 | 98% | 2021-01-02 |
| 1435. | fniure (fniure) | 118.19 | 97% | 2016-06-20 |
| 1436. | spooty (spooty) | 118.19 | 98% | 2017-12-24 |
| 1437. | Adam (fivekidsdown429) | 118.19 | — | 2009-08-19 |
| 1438. | Jordan (ludovician) | 118.18 | 95% | 2014-05-22 |
| 1439. | Dan (birkbot) | 118.18 | — | 2010-10-31 |
| 1440. | Zoran (summer) | 118.14 | — | 2008-12-09 |
| 1441. | Miguel (thewittywarlock) | 118.13 | 97% | 2020-05-11 |
| 1442. | MourningStar (mourningstar) | 118.13 | 92% | 2013-06-03 |
| 1443. | mitch (mitchsubishi) | 118.12 | 98% | 2017-11-07 |
| 1444. | A (asegesta) | 118.12 | 99% | 2015-04-13 |
| 1445. | (wpm_) | 118.11 | 97% | 2021-06-12 |
| 1446. | jimbo (jimb0) | 118.09 | 96% | 2012-12-21 |
| 1447. | Dragan (unbelievable_10) | 118.07 | 98% | 2023-02-01 |
| 1448. | scurysnek (scurysnek) | 118.06 | 98% | 2021-10-02 |
| 1449. | Renkon (renkon) | 118.05 | 98% | 2020-12-19 |
| 1450. | JC (joco302) | 118.04 | — | 2010-12-14 |
| 1451. | Ryan (tidus1492) | 118.02 | 97% | 2011-07-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |