So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5835. | (penguln) | 95.85 | 98% | 2018-11-24 |
| 5836. | (nicholaswong03) | 95.85 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 5837. | tstats[daball] (daball) | 95.85 | 97% | 2018-01-03 |
| 5838. | Dean (syke24) | 95.85 | 98% | 2015-09-08 |
| 5839. | (halmattalib) | 95.85 | 92% | 2016-08-01 |
| 5840. | (ntntnghia) | 95.85 | 96% | 2011-07-28 |
| 5841. | Natasha (cellblocktango) | 95.85 | — | 2009-08-13 |
| 5842. | (elrot_) | 95.84 | 97% | 2018-06-22 |
| 5843. | dvorak :) (lauta70) | 95.84 | 97% | 2022-10-23 |
| 5844. | (vibrantzzz) | 95.84 | 98% | 2022-12-02 |
| 5845. | celina (faithpotato) | 95.84 | 98% | 2012-09-19 |
| 5846. | sweetles (sweetles) | 95.83 | — | 2011-01-07 |
| 5847. | (sleepdontvisit) | 95.83 | 91% | 2015-05-19 |
| 5848. | (nishanttotla) | 95.83 | 98% | 2013-03-04 |
| 5849. | Abishiek (abishiek_12) | 95.82 | 97% | 2022-09-12 |
| 5850. | (simms34) | 95.82 | 95% | 2013-08-05 |
| 5851. | Kevin (p_wumpkin) | 95.81 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| 5852. | ChK (chkg2a) | 95.81 | 97.4% | 2023-06-19 |
| 5853. | (hitleryclinton) | 95.81 | 90% | 2016-04-08 |
| 5854. | Michael (magnitude) | 95.81 | 91% | 2017-05-01 |
| 5855. | Luc (lucryu) | 95.81 | 91% | 2013-09-10 |
| 5856. | (deepsecret) | 95.81 | — | 2009-05-10 |
| 5857. | (hakeaa) | 95.80 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 5858. | (dawgsrlife) | 95.80 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
| 5859. | (xymos) | 95.80 | 88% | 2016-04-06 |
| 5860. | (onobones) | 95.80 | — | 2008-12-02 |
| 5861. | (ncsnyda) | 95.79 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
| 5862. | Pixel269 (pixeltwosixnine) | 95.78 | 97.2% | 2023-06-23 |
| 5863. | Lemuel (lemuelinchrist) | 95.78 | 97% | 2012-09-20 |
| 5864. | Accuracy is the key. (janga... | 95.78 | 96% | 2011-08-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |