I am assured by our merchants, that a boy or a girl before twelve years old, is no salable commodity, and even when they come to this age, they will not yield above three pounds, or three pounds and half a crown at most, on the exchange; which cannot turn to account either to the parents or kingdom, the charge of nutriments and rags having been at least four times that value.
—from A Modest Proposal, a book by Jonathon Swift
Active since December 11, 2017.
378 total characters in this text.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9289. | (_jamin_) | 84.15 | 96% | 2021-05-07 |
| 9290. | (ahmed99999) | 84.15 | 97% | 2025-06-05 |
| 9291. | (cja_12) | 84.14 | 96% | 2018-04-24 |
| 9292. | Matt (mattdowning91) | 84.14 | 97% | 2018-07-02 |
| 9293. | (note_r) | 84.14 | 98% | 2021-01-27 |
| 9294. | (bunnywalker) | 84.14 | 95% | 2020-11-03 |
| 9295. | (mattte) | 84.14 | 99% | 2023-11-11 |
| 9296. | (cream777) | 84.14 | 96.1% | 2024-02-18 |
| 9297. | (johnchristopher) | 84.14 | 96% | 2023-06-30 |
| 9298. | Ra (rayap1010) | 84.13 | 98% | 2022-12-28 |
| 9299. | (abs0lutz3r0c007) | 84.13 | 97% | 2022-04-12 |
| 9300. | (buttmonkeyyt) | 84.12 | 95% | 2022-06-15 |
| 9301. | (abhinay_ramineni) | 84.12 | 97.8% | 2023-08-11 |
| 9302. | (sylof) | 84.11 | 95.7% | 2024-07-06 |
| 9303. | - (racingtyperboiz) | 84.10 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 9304. | A.S.M.777 (a_s_m_777) | 84.10 | 95% | 2021-08-02 |
| 9305. | FreeHongKong (aquaficial) | 84.09 | 97% | 2019-07-19 |
| 9306. | Luc (luckoen) | 84.09 | 97.5% | 2023-12-17 |
| 9307. | James UwU (mysticblueberry) | 84.09 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 9308. | (violescence) | 84.09 | 97% | 2019-05-09 |
| 9309. | Omar (infus3d) | 84.08 | 97% | 2021-05-12 |
| 9310. | (kuraaaa) | 84.08 | 97% | 2021-06-02 |
| 9311. | (twixinator) | 84.07 | 96% | 2017-12-24 |
| 9312. | (icedragon1155) | 84.07 | 96% | 2021-12-04 |
| 9313. | (forzemi) | 84.06 | 96% | 2022-11-17 |
| 9314. | (wormshurm) | 84.06 | 96% | 2021-08-23 |
| 9315. | (underdog26) | 84.06 | 96.8% | 2025-04-10 |
| 9316. | tipper (tipperjones) | 84.05 | 98% | 2019-03-17 |
| 9317. | Matthias (mpwagner) | 84.05 | 97% | 2022-12-16 |
| 9318. | (naija_w) | 84.04 | 97% | 2024-03-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 30,333 | 89.85 | December 11, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 27 | 99.79 | January 4, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 80.87 | April 19, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 1 | 90.63 | May 23, 2022 |