With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5363. | Revan (revanchist) | 97.61 | 99% | 2021-07-23 |
| 5364. | aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... | 97.61 | 96% | 2017-12-06 |
| 5365. | Liu (liusbl) | 97.61 | 98% | 2021-06-27 |
| 5366. | Muh. Habibi (agemagi) | 97.61 | 98% | 2023-07-06 |
| 5367. | Aidan (xanthosus) | 97.60 | 97% | 2025-03-13 |
| 5368. | Wade (larrage) | 97.60 | 99% | 2017-08-11 |
| 5369. | hades / dimagno (dimagster) | 97.60 | 97% | 2019-04-13 |
| 5370. | ws (wdsyywd) | 97.59 | 99% | 2023-03-05 |
| 5371. | Ellen (oheyitsellen) | 97.59 | 98% | 2023-08-19 |
| 5372. | George (sluth) | 97.59 | 95% | 2017-02-14 |
| 5373. | ganesh (nuddz) | 97.59 | 98% | 2020-12-18 |
| 5374. | Nick (krupa1727) | 97.57 | 98% | 2025-06-07 |
| 5375. | Soobin (_soobin_) | 97.57 | 99% | 2022-08-12 |
| 5376. | Nicholas (t0903591) | 97.57 | 98% | 2025-10-25 |
| 5377. | KaliedscopicWill (kaleidesc... | 97.56 | 98% | 2023-01-12 |
| 5378. | Joshua (joshuacresse) | 97.56 | 99% | 2019-09-26 |
| 5379. | horyzen1 nq (lucknumber8) | 97.55 | 96.4% | 2024-02-13 |
| 5380. | ha12782 (ha12782) | 97.54 | 96% | 2025-03-05 |
| 5381. | Monkin (monkin) | 97.54 | 96% | 2024-04-17 |
| 5382. | Hamburgahh (hamburgahh) | 97.54 | 98% | 2023-09-13 |
| 5383. | lettel (lettel) | 97.54 | 99% | 2023-02-19 |
| 5384. | Space (spacedandy) | 97.54 | 99% | 2018-09-27 |
| 5385. | Martin (drewumlas) | 97.52 | 97.6% | 2023-09-25 |
| 5386. | oscar (lloydisloud231) | 97.52 | 97.1% | 2024-04-26 |
| 5387. | Nicolas (dwarfhunter) | 97.52 | 97% | 2022-04-19 |
| 5388. | Ethan (ethan_getgo) | 97.51 | 98% | 2025-04-17 |
| 5389. | qwif71 (qwif71) | 97.51 | 97% | 2025-02-18 |
| 5390. | Simone (pointy_) | 97.51 | 97% | 2025-05-12 |
| 5391. | andy (rainmaker123) | 97.51 | 98.2% | 2024-01-04 |
| 5392. | Ct (ct2020) | 97.51 | 98% | 2019-11-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |