I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15361. | Holyradiance (holyradiance) | 74.08 | 95% | 2015-11-04 |
| 15362. | Kevin (tigonridge) | 74.08 | 98% | 2021-10-10 |
| 15363. | Hydratictheta (flobosthefish) | 74.08 | 96% | 2020-10-16 |
| 15364. | Dvorak80 (spline) | 74.08 | 96% | 2017-04-01 |
| 15365. | Tortipus (blazux) | 74.07 | 97% | 2021-09-24 |
| 15366. | Manic (sohamudasi) | 74.07 | 95% | 2024-11-27 |
| 15367. | Justin (justintam556) | 74.07 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 15368. | aislan (aislan) | 74.07 | 96% | 2015-11-16 |
| 15369. | Andrei (trimple) | 74.06 | 98% | 2023-06-04 |
| 15370. | E (shedward) | 74.06 | 96% | 2019-07-26 |
| 15371. | Bonzer (bonzer05) | 74.06 | 96% | 2016-01-21 |
| 15372. | Hector (hector496) | 74.05 | 85% | 2015-12-18 |
| 15373. | ddo (detdetjo) | 74.05 | 96% | 2021-12-03 |
| 15374. | Randy (reyzoh) | 74.05 | 95% | 2017-10-15 |
| 15375. | Möhri (moehri) | 74.05 | 97% | 2022-02-07 |
| 15376. | Dengdeng (dengdeng) | 74.05 | 93% | 2016-08-06 |
| 15377. | Sam (indecisam) | 74.04 | 96% | 2024-05-02 |
| 15378. | Nick (oh_yes_lol) | 74.04 | 95% | 2019-07-16 |
| 15379. | Javin (zakurukito) | 74.04 | 98% | 2021-03-19 |
| 15380. | Hugo (glaucon) | 74.04 | 98% | 2020-03-01 |
| 15381. | lucious (lucioustony) | 74.04 | 95% | 2016-01-12 |
| 15382. | CJ (cannedair) | 74.04 | 96% | 2017-09-22 |
| 15383. | anup (anuphunt) | 74.04 | 96% | 2015-10-04 |
| 15384. | harshil (monsta_001) | 74.03 | 96% | 2021-10-06 |
| 15385. | ishii (awesomenuts123) | 74.03 | 95% | 2018-10-10 |
| 15386. | Renio Javen (underdeveloped) | 74.02 | 94% | 2024-07-30 |
| 15387. | Challen (nokapoo) | 74.02 | 99% | 2018-11-09 |
| 15388. | AM (amesh8301) | 74.02 | 98% | 2022-10-21 |
| 15389. | god (god_is_here) | 74.02 | 98% | 2020-11-23 |
| 15390. | Dank (dankmachine) | 74.02 | 98% | 2018-07-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |