The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10734. | natthaya (cool_monkeyz) | 87.82 | 96% | 2016-09-21 |
| 10735. | dog (timl) | 87.82 | 96% | 2016-03-29 |
| 10736. | Alex (ialexxxxxx) | 87.81 | 98% | 2019-03-12 |
| 10737. | Bob (billybobjoe1515) | 87.81 | 93% | 2023-02-12 |
| 10738. | vroom (papasavvas_15) | 87.81 | 99% | 2023-01-11 |
| 10739. | notdallas (jjthot) | 87.81 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
| 10740. | RIP reckful (typefacer88) | 87.81 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 10741. | Mqrius (Colemak) (mqrius) | 87.81 | 98% | 2014-05-10 |
| 10742. | Wandy (wandynsky) | 87.81 | 98% | 2017-09-27 |
| 10743. | Nicholas (shaclox) | 87.80 | 97% | 2017-06-25 |
| 10744. | Thomas (thomasltran) | 87.80 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
| 10745. | George (geobro72898) | 87.80 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 10746. | Bobbatron (bobbatron808) | 87.80 | 96% | 2017-11-10 |
| 10747. | Thomas (drkazndmon) | 87.80 | 96% | 2013-04-17 |
| 10748. | Knickelbach (aineko) | 87.80 | 89% | 2016-02-03 |
| 10749. | Cor (slmroostls22) | 87.80 | — | 2011-02-13 |
| 10750. | Stuart (crazystu) | 87.79 | 93% | 2014-10-07 |
| 10751. | Harry (expadz) | 87.79 | 98% | 2022-03-28 |
| 10752. | DAndH (dandh) | 87.79 | 98% | 2022-04-17 |
| 10753. | iStar (istar1010) | 87.79 | 98% | 2019-08-16 |
| 10754. | Ravinder (ravinder_1977) | 87.79 | 99% | 2016-05-24 |
| 10755. | Manuel (metalmanuel) | 87.79 | 95% | 2014-02-19 |
| 10756. | Lucian (lucianthomaz) | 87.79 | 98% | 2014-04-23 |
| 10757. | BizzyBone (jason7451) | 87.79 | — | 2010-12-22 |
| 10758. | Frozhax (frozhax) | 87.79 | 96% | 2014-02-13 |
| 10759. | Daniel (maddan2016) | 87.78 | 98% | 2021-11-07 |
| 10760. | Alan (senseichen) | 87.78 | 97% | 2022-09-17 |
| 10761. | WatchedDog (watcheddog) | 87.78 | 96% | 2020-07-21 |
| 10762. | hema (hemalata) | 87.78 | — | 2008-10-01 |
| 10763. | Gee (gprs) | 87.78 | 92% | 2015-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |