I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4489. | Sam (sam_axe) | 102.27 | 99% | 2020-07-31 |
| 4490. | iWum (iwum) | 102.27 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
| 4491. | Megan (megy147) | 102.27 | 97% | 2020-04-19 |
| 4492. | JC (renaldo285) | 102.26 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 4493. | Major (majordomo) | 102.26 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 4494. | Zephyr (lay_oreo) | 102.25 | 97% | 2022-09-02 |
| 4495. | Rowland (eagles123) | 102.25 | 96% | 2016-01-21 |
| 4496. | Ilyas (aydoohhkb) | 102.24 | 98% | 2020-05-30 |
| 4497. | Tm710 (tm710) | 102.22 | 97% | 2023-11-18 |
| 4498. | Alex (joethestickguy) | 102.22 | 97% | 2023-05-13 |
| 4499. | ARTHUR (4rthur) | 102.21 | 98% | 2023-01-27 |
| 4500. | ( ¬‿¬) ( ಠ_ಠ) (... | 102.21 | 98% | 2021-05-21 |
| 4501. | alex (yzyzyzyz) | 102.20 | 96% | 2016-11-24 |
| 4502. | Chidi (chidstar) | 102.19 | 95% | 2015-09-08 |
| 4503. | hahnur (hahnurk) | 102.19 | 98% | 2019-09-26 |
| 4504. | Lucas (lucas_a04) | 102.19 | 97% | 2025-09-07 |
| 4505. | JAY (xmm_jj) | 102.17 | 97.8% | 2024-07-07 |
| 4506. | tstats[lucdeloop] (lucdeloop) | 102.17 | 99% | 2022-12-18 |
| 4507. | Max (maxijazz) | 102.17 | 99% | 2021-09-13 |
| 4508. | eksdee (opticalstatic) | 102.17 | 94% | 2016-10-10 |
| 4509. | swxh89 (swxh89) | 102.16 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 4510. | Evan (evang12) | 102.16 | 99% | 2024-10-28 |
| 4511. | ftplz (hisoka666) | 102.16 | 99% | 2020-11-09 |
| 4512. | Luke Huang (lukie_huang) | 102.15 | 98.7% | 2025-01-09 |
| 4513. | Office Assistant (office_as... | 102.15 | 98% | 2023-08-27 |
| 4514. | jello_jello (jello_jello) | 102.15 | 99% | 2021-10-31 |
| 4515. | Alex (eggstreme) | 102.15 | 96% | 2022-03-05 |
| 4516. | @grok is this true (adreto123) | 102.14 | 95.8% | 2023-09-27 |
| 4517. | Saul (paulsaredes) | 102.14 | 98% | 2023-08-15 |
| 4518. | dude_BrahMan (dudebrahman) | 102.14 | 98% | 2019-01-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |