The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4758. | Kelvin (onodoro) | 115.92 | 98% | 2020-01-05 |
| 4759. | adam (ez11) | 115.92 | 100% | 2013-04-01 |
| 4760. | RJ (lufulu) | 115.92 | 98% | 2022-02-21 |
| 4761. | Butterfield (cratorex) | 115.92 | 98% | 2014-09-06 |
| 4762. | Wilton (opdydx) | 115.92 | 99% | 2012-04-11 |
| 4763. | mark (markisgrabell006) | 115.92 | — | 2009-03-08 |
| 4764. | Casey (clmaher) | 115.92 | 100% | 2011-10-18 |
| 4765. | David (bigd4316) | 115.91 | 100% | 2013-09-03 |
| 4766. | Andrew (kingsplayer2) | 115.91 | 98% | 2018-09-09 |
| 4767. | Ryan Smith (chickenhelmet) | 115.91 | 99% | 2023-08-22 |
| 4768. | Seany (seanta8) | 115.91 | 99% | 2014-06-24 |
| 4769. | john (onobones) | 115.91 | — | 2008-12-13 |
| 4770. | spooty (spooty) | 115.90 | 97% | 2017-12-04 |
| 4771. | eSportsUS (esportsus) | 115.90 | 97% | 2016-02-24 |
| 4772. | Ram (jshrimp3) | 115.90 | 88% | 2016-11-28 |
| 4773. | Chris (chrisrain) | 115.89 | 99% | 2014-06-03 |
| 4774. | tstats[lucdeloop] (lucdeloop) | 115.88 | 99% | 2022-12-17 |
| 4775. | Tommy (kamuimaru) | 115.88 | 99% | 2021-06-03 |
| 4776. | old profile (supremexd) | 115.88 | 100% | 2012-04-07 |
| 4777. | 6Pat (ratatatpat) | 115.88 | 100% | 2015-03-06 |
| 4778. | Elisha (armorath) | 115.87 | 97.7% | 2021-02-06 |
| 4779. | Jamie (rium10) | 115.87 | 99% | 2018-05-03 |
| 4780. | Kelsey (simplemindedness) | 115.87 | 98% | 2018-01-02 |
| 4781. | 臭いよ (reljma) | 115.86 | 97% | 2023-01-09 |
| 4782. | Lemons (bhan1115) | 115.86 | 99% | 2023-09-21 |
| 4783. | fh_ac_G (fhac_gadi) | 115.85 | 98% | 2023-06-16 |
| 4784. | Josef (jo5ef) | 115.85 | — | 2010-08-14 |
| 4785. | klo (klozig) | 115.84 | 99% | 2013-08-07 |
| 4786. | katପ♡ଓ (spiced) | 115.84 | 98% | 2018-12-14 |
| 4787. | McKenzie (backflipper12) | 115.84 | — | 2010-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |