Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1589. | Darjinero (darjinero) | 84.98 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
| 1590. | Zach (zachswan1) | 84.95 | 98% | 2020-05-20 |
| 1591. | Stea (fracticals) | 84.94 | 97% | 2018-12-26 |
| 1592. | Isaac (isaaclowk) | 84.94 | 97% | 2018-08-06 |
| 1593. | Eric (esfranklin91) | 84.93 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
| 1594. | aaa (jackedgar) | 84.92 | 98% | 2020-06-03 |
| 1595. | plasma (plasmavolt) | 84.90 | 97% | 2020-04-21 |
| 1596. | Antoni (aachh) | 84.89 | 98% | 2019-09-29 |
| 1597. | Bach (bwv988) | 84.89 | 98% | 2019-09-22 |
| 1598. | Give me ice (givemeice) | 84.88 | 98% | 2018-04-13 |
| 1599. | Oscar (nacl322) | 84.88 | 96% | 2017-12-29 |
| 1600. | Xapto (xapto) | 84.87 | 97% | 2017-10-04 |
| 1601. | rumi (archsun) | 84.84 | 98% | 2020-08-28 |
| 1602. | Jizz (mamski) | 84.80 | 97% | 2017-12-16 |
| 1603. | Sarah (sarah2005meow) | 84.78 | 98% | 2020-03-26 |
| 1604. | Ely (mynchi372) | 84.76 | 98% | 2018-09-26 |
| 1605. | Luc (lucc) | 84.75 | 95% | 2019-12-10 |
| 1606. | Sebastian (proudpole) | 84.74 | 96% | 2020-09-26 |
| 1607. | asşlkegjaşslkrejg (nervana) | 84.73 | 96% | 2020-06-24 |
| 1608. | ジョンジョンジョン... | 84.71 | 97% | 2019-11-27 |
| 1609. | Jesse (sarrod) | 84.70 | 97% | 2019-01-17 |
| 1610. | Ted (xted) | 84.70 | 96% | 2019-03-26 |
| 1611. | Sara (koviii) | 84.68 | 97% | 2020-06-13 |
| 1612. | MemeTrump911 (memetrump911) | 84.67 | 95% | 2018-02-08 |
| 1613. | Oliver (highonbelvita) | 84.67 | 97% | 2020-01-28 |
| 1614. | George (yellowgeo) | 84.67 | 98% | 2020-06-04 |
| 1615. | Kyle (kuronkuu) | 84.67 | 98% | 2020-07-09 |
| 1616. | Ryan (0hax) | 84.66 | 98% | 2019-03-11 |
| 1617. | Christian (casey_white) | 84.65 | 99% | 2020-10-24 |
| 1618. | Logan (maestrobroccoli) | 84.65 | 97% | 2018-10-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |