As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8267. | Jackee (lilbully) | 87.63 | 97.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 8268. | xRay (xraygoggles) | 87.63 | 91% | 2016-11-16 |
| 8269. | nyo03 (nyo03) | 87.62 | 97% | 2024-04-14 |
| 8270. | Xirree (xirree) | 87.62 | 98% | 2021-02-05 |
| 8271. | DMack (dmack98) | 87.62 | 97% | 2022-01-12 |
| 8272. | Josh (porkerpants) | 87.61 | 96% | 2019-05-12 |
| 8273. | Abishiek (abishiek_a) | 87.61 | 95% | 2023-12-02 |
| 8274. | alex (anfqwerty) | 87.61 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 8275. | PewZ (pewz) | 87.61 | 97% | 2015-04-14 |
| 8276. | Abhishek Rawat (abhishek3007) | 87.61 | 98% | 2018-10-19 |
| 8277. | michael (dr_stroessner) | 87.60 | 97% | 2023-10-03 |
| 8278. | Ed (pelly1863) | 87.60 | 98% | 2017-02-28 |
| 8279. | APMAPMAPM (slowtyperbtw) | 87.59 | 97% | 2019-09-11 |
| 8280. | Jordy (mrollie) | 87.59 | 98% | 2018-06-29 |
| 8281. | Kim (kmijok) | 87.58 | 91% | 2016-12-09 |
| 8282. | tstats[sspaghettii] (sspagh... | 87.58 | 99% | 2021-11-30 |
| 8283. | Techlead (hh_chng) | 87.57 | 97.4% | 2024-03-22 |
| 8284. | Uncle John Jr. the 5th (che... | 87.57 | 97% | 2022-02-09 |
| 8285. | Andy (haondy) | 87.57 | 99% | 2020-12-01 |
| 8286. | Lucas (lucasvogler) | 87.57 | 97% | 2016-01-03 |
| 8287. | Aram (arejmm7) | 87.57 | 98% | 2018-10-23 |
| 8288. | Yousef Wael (tuyperation) | 87.56 | 96.6% | 2024-12-06 |
| 8289. | Warren (slacker_xd) | 87.56 | 98% | 2021-10-27 |
| 8290. | Daisy (daisyeminem) | 87.55 | 95.5% | 2024-04-27 |
| 8291. | Maheriniaina tstats[kevinrs... | 87.55 | 97.8% | 2024-09-09 |
| 8292. | eighth (dead4head) | 87.54 | 99% | 2023-02-19 |
| 8293. | kamea (kamea) | 87.54 | 98% | 2020-07-03 |
| 8294. | Mohit (mohitisgreat) | 87.54 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 8295. | Andy (nycnets15) | 87.54 | 94% | 2015-12-23 |
| 8296. | redhotdancer1821 (redhotdan... | 87.53 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |