The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6647. | Lenny (lshulgin) | 97.39 | 93% | 2014-05-26 |
| 6648. | To (saironj) | 97.39 | 97% | 2018-11-16 |
| 6649. | エリカ (erzas) | 97.39 | 98% | 2013-02-18 |
| 6650. | cereal (cerealloser) | 97.38 | 97% | 2023-09-07 |
| 6651. | Fergus (datwulf) | 97.38 | 98% | 2017-06-10 |
| 6652. | Fizzman (mintyballs) | 97.38 | 96% | 2021-10-18 |
| 6653. | Ucheely (ucheely) | 97.38 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 6654. | Kevin (itsk3vin) | 97.38 | 91% | 2011-11-19 |
| 6655. | A (five_a) | 97.37 | 96% | 2014-08-18 |
| 6656. | Trash (trash1213) | 97.36 | 98% | 2019-03-22 |
| 6657. | MIttens (socerkid_02) | 97.36 | 96% | 2014-03-26 |
| 6658. | Major Major Major Major (j_63) | 97.36 | 97% | 2016-02-12 |
| 6659. | Adam (appeac) | 97.35 | 98% | 2021-09-28 |
| 6660. | I Love (oooyay) | 97.34 | 97% | 2018-07-04 |
| 6661. | Pablo (pnevares) | 97.34 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 6662. | tim (toxolzet) | 97.34 | 95% | 2011-10-10 |
| 6663. | Loki (lokidaliar) | 97.33 | 97% | 2019-10-07 |
| 6664. | Ricky (rickybach) | 97.33 | 96% | 2016-03-23 |
| 6665. | BOB (mroglan) | 97.33 | 98% | 2021-08-10 |
| 6666. | Fresh (re_fresh) | 97.33 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 6667. | Lucas (lucasvogler) | 97.33 | 97% | 2014-04-01 |
| 6668. | Ludvig (luddez1) | 97.32 | 99% | 2018-09-29 |
| 6669. | pengicitis (pengicitis) | 97.32 | 96% | 2021-05-27 |
| 6670. | hahnur (hahnurk) | 97.32 | 97% | 2019-11-30 |
| 6671. | yasmin (yasminplus) | 97.32 | 97% | 2011-06-03 |
| 6672. | zop (kozarrat) | 97.32 | — | 2011-02-28 |
| 6673. | Yu (guarneri) | 97.31 | 91% | 2011-08-13 |
| 6674. | Jess (jessiwho) | 97.31 | — | 2009-08-06 |
| 6675. | jk (yubint) | 97.30 | 99% | 2023-03-25 |
| 6676. | Fortune (asadkhan10x) | 97.30 | 96.6% | 2023-10-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |