You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1533. | yost (yostpro) | 82.14 | 95% | 2019-02-12 |
| 1534. | Ross (m0nday) | 82.14 | 97% | 2018-09-29 |
| 1535. | David (poloneydj) | 82.13 | 96% | 2019-11-06 |
| 1536. | Tyler (chuggindew) | 82.10 | 97% | 2019-03-05 |
| 1537. | JR (finger_master69) | 82.08 | 98% | 2019-05-30 |
| 1538. | Solomann (kuttamma01) | 82.06 | 97% | 2018-03-05 |
| 1539. | lmg (wolfy21) | 82.04 | 96% | 2020-07-28 |
| 1540. | Jimi (twentey) | 82.04 | 97% | 2019-03-19 |
| 1541. | ⊂( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)つ (sch... | 81.99 | 97% | 2020-11-21 |
| 1542. | Daf (dafpogi1) | 81.97 | 98% | 2018-10-23 |
| 1543. | Aidyn (justaidyn) | 81.96 | 98% | 2019-04-15 |
| 1544. | Rocko (rockotaco) | 81.95 | 96% | 2018-01-25 |
| 1545. | Zach (specializt14) | 81.95 | 96% | 2018-10-27 |
| 1546. | Dean (biollama112) | 81.95 | 97% | 2017-12-20 |
| 1547. | Remy (merc_borsig) | 81.93 | 96% | 2018-03-10 |
| 1548. | EdJr (edjr) | 81.91 | 97% | 2018-09-28 |
| 1549. | Lucas (lucas_a04) | 81.90 | 96% | 2019-11-08 |
| 1550. | Connor (jonecon) | 81.88 | 95% | 2019-09-17 |
| 1551. | Shem (shem_2003) | 81.86 | 96% | 2020-06-10 |
| 1552. | ƒєαямєαℓωαуѕ (... | 81.86 | 96% | 2018-02-18 |
| 1553. | Yousef (cleverwolf7) | 81.85 | 97% | 2018-11-24 |
| 1554. | Louis (advguy) | 81.85 | 96% | 2020-11-07 |
| 1555. | Jovany (18jcervantes) | 81.85 | 96% | 2018-02-12 |
| 1556. | Andrewb (andrewbb) | 81.82 | 98% | 2019-03-12 |
| 1557. | Jan (smilingjan) | 81.81 | 98% | 2019-09-15 |
| 1558. | Dante (_trying) | 81.78 | 96% | 2020-07-31 |
| 1559. | Jack (iviagicjack) | 81.73 | 97% | 2019-11-23 |
| 1560. | 1step (narcindin) | 81.67 | 97% | 2018-07-02 |
| 1561. | Belle (bellewhip) | 81.64 | 98% | 2019-05-17 |
| 1562. | Max (xiinq) | 81.62 | 99% | 2019-10-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |