Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5748. | Zentemary (willyam1100) | 53.46 | 97% | 2017-10-31 |
| 5749. | Borin Georin (kekbot131a) | 53.44 | 98% | 2018-04-08 |
| 5750. | mizanur (mizanur) | 53.44 | 95% | 2019-03-16 |
| 5751. | OnlyForF1 (andrewaus) | 53.44 | 95% | 2017-06-28 |
| 5752. | Zuhaer (zaszuhaer) | 53.41 | 94% | 2018-04-06 |
| 5753. | Be aware of cyclists! (irel... | 53.41 | 95% | 2018-05-25 |
| 5754. | Sujeev (sujeev) | 53.40 | 97% | 2019-06-13 |
| 5755. | Olivia (crazy_typer_olivia) | 53.39 | 96% | 2020-09-23 |
| 5756. | Amrit (amrit21894) | 53.37 | 95% | 2018-09-05 |
| 5757. | Mechanical (kheeze) | 53.36 | 96% | 2019-09-23 |
| 5758. | Norik (kingjulian1) | 53.35 | 97% | 2019-11-25 |
| 5759. | Shivam (shivru) | 53.34 | 96% | 2019-03-12 |
| 5760. | Ethan (creamthehippo) | 53.32 | 96% | 2017-08-14 |
| 5761. | Billy (billygoatboy) | 53.32 | 95% | 2020-11-12 |
| 5762. | Pakin (ppirch) | 53.31 | 95% | 2018-12-30 |
| 5763. | Nick (zaercon) | 53.30 | 96% | 2020-08-16 |
| 5764. | ✔️▄◘🚀!new_luca@y... | 53.27 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
| 5765. | Helmi Abdul (helmiabdul) | 53.27 | 96% | 2019-01-18 |
| 5766. | Dark (ishrath) | 53.27 | 94% | 2017-12-09 |
| 5767. | Seth (opiumonom) | 53.27 | 94% | 2017-07-12 |
| 5768. | Michal (greenboyardee) | 53.27 | 95% | 2018-12-14 |
| 5769. | John (whalenj) | 53.26 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 5770. | tstats[pkmkb] (pkmkb) | 53.25 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
| 5771. | Mohammad (solaiman123) | 53.23 | 94% | 2020-05-17 |
| 5772. | Charls (charschemer) | 53.20 | 93% | 2018-07-31 |
| 5773. | Ark (arkend) | 53.18 | 94% | 2020-06-30 |
| 5774. | Nick (abentnick) | 53.17 | 94% | 2018-03-19 |
| 5775. | me (waxy_candle) | 53.17 | 94% | 2019-04-18 |
| 5776. | Yung (leinschneizel) | 53.17 | 94% | 2018-12-23 |
| 5777. | Jayden (jiiidaaan) | 53.16 | 94% | 2020-06-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |