And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20891. | David (speedydave) | 77.68 | — | 2010-11-28 |
| 20892. | sam (bbreaker) | 77.68 | — | 2009-04-19 |
| 20893. | Yulianna (yulianna) | 77.67 | — | 2009-03-16 |
| 20894. | Petter (crixus) | 77.67 | 94% | 2015-10-28 |
| 20895. | Kay (mongtong) | 77.67 | — | 2009-01-04 |
| 20896. | hieu (ngochieu2307) | 77.67 | 97% | 2012-08-23 |
| 20897. | Hải (microwaveablepasta) | 77.67 | 95% | 2021-05-12 |
| 20898. | Ross (house_owner) | 77.67 | 97.7% | 2021-01-30 |
| 20899. | Haex (haex) | 77.66 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 20900. | Vuong (vuonglegend123) | 77.66 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 20901. | Wookiebookie (wookiebookie) | 77.66 | 93% | 2016-01-14 |
| 20902. | akk (torriala) | 77.66 | 95% | 2016-05-20 |
| 20903. | Kaleemullah (kaleem) | 77.66 | 97% | 2013-02-10 |
| 20904. | Mitchell (malmighty) | 77.66 | 90% | 2014-02-11 |
| 20905. | Lemon (stealthdude) | 77.66 | 89% | 2016-10-01 |
| 20906. | Karandeep (justkarandeep) | 77.66 | 95% | 2022-08-11 |
| 20907. | cole (cmurph) | 77.65 | 94% | 2011-08-04 |
| 20908. | slimaq (slimaq) | 77.65 | 97% | 2013-01-03 |
| 20909. | ✔️▄◘🚀!new_luca@y... | 77.65 | 99% | 2021-07-13 |
| 20910. | Nathan (96retsamkcid) | 77.65 | 98% | 2020-04-05 |
| 20911. | Basar (bsrykt) | 77.64 | 95% | 2017-03-11 |
| 20912. | Riel (rielgrumal) | 77.64 | 96.5% | 2023-10-24 |
| 20913. | Manish (mandish) | 77.64 | 95% | 2017-05-01 |
| 20914. | Nikola (nikola_joker) | 77.64 | 93% | 2012-04-12 |
| 20915. | vbop (vbop) | 77.64 | 96% | 2022-02-13 |
| 20916. | PhantasmagoricBeef (phantas... | 77.64 | 94% | 2018-01-18 |
| 20917. | Malik (spandexsix34) | 77.63 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 20918. | Prosper (prosperhuang) | 77.63 | 97% | 2021-09-28 |
| 20919. | Charlie (charlie5515) | 77.63 | 95.7% | 2021-02-04 |
| 20920. | tuttle (tuttle) | 77.63 | — | 2009-04-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |