So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32798. | A(RUN) (jaguararun) | 47.10 | 91% | 2015-08-15 |
| 32799. | Oscar (badbase) | 47.09 | 96% | 2017-08-30 |
| 32800. | Josh (glutoast) | 47.09 | 96% | 2022-08-29 |
| 32801. | Timzkau (timzaku) | 47.09 | 92% | 2021-03-05 |
| 32802. | lars (vollkornaffe) | 47.09 | 91% | 2016-04-24 |
| 32803. | elias (hanebuechen) | 47.08 | 94% | 2023-01-26 |
| 32804. | AYJayeh (ayjayeh) | 47.08 | 92% | 2021-05-05 |
| 32805. | Hakim (hakimhmm) | 47.08 | 96% | 2021-04-05 |
| 32806. | nocats! :( (five_dads) | 47.08 | 94% | 2021-04-21 |
| 32807. | Tim (bronxtaco) | 47.07 | 96.1% | 2023-07-03 |
| 32808. | busshyzDRill (silvercrow0) | 47.07 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
| 32809. | supattr (tookta15) | 47.07 | 95% | 2011-07-11 |
| 32810. | Daphne (daphne1) | 47.07 | 96% | 2012-01-28 |
| 32811. | DankFarm (dankfarm) | 47.07 | 94% | 2018-10-03 |
| 32812. | Sandy28 (citojunior23) | 47.07 | 93% | 2017-05-03 |
| 32813. | Carlos (cccalmeida) | 47.07 | 95% | 2015-08-16 |
| 32814. | Robert (bobbert_63) | 47.06 | 94% | 2017-04-13 |
| 32815. | Erkhes (erkhes1999) | 47.06 | 96% | 2020-09-29 |
| 32816. | luca (luca5900) | 47.06 | 97% | 2014-10-13 |
| 32817. | Daniel (jesustanten) | 47.06 | 87% | 2014-09-27 |
| 32818. | Holi Deka (holi_deka) | 47.06 | 91% | 2016-11-13 |
| 32819. | Axe22 (axe2) | 47.05 | 96% | 2019-12-05 |
| 32820. | George (gsiaf) | 47.05 | 93% | 2021-03-29 |
| 32821. | Drazu (fungustyper) | 47.05 | 95% | 2021-01-06 |
| 32822. | Maluck (maluck) | 47.05 | 94% | 2017-09-10 |
| 32823. | lam (lamdangnhap1) | 47.05 | 89% | 2014-06-10 |
| 32824. | jason (jason_park) | 47.05 | 88% | 2011-08-28 |
| 32825. | Leek (loliolarious) | 47.04 | 92% | 2011-12-06 |
| 32826. | Himanshu (himsingh11) | 47.04 | 94% | 2022-03-13 |
| 32827. | Shaylyn (shaylynthepanda) | 47.04 | 92% | 2015-04-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |