I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11988. | JD (ruminant_robot) | 84.73 | 99% | 2021-02-11 |
| 11989. | sir abelot (lololong) | 84.73 | 97% | 2019-05-06 |
| 11990. | zuta (zuta0809) | 84.72 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
| 11991. | Sami (aakime) | 84.72 | 97% | 2021-04-13 |
| 11992. | sc5 (smart_coder5) | 84.72 | 98.7% | 2023-06-13 |
| 11993. | Kyle (break_fast) | 84.72 | 97.2% | 2024-10-26 |
| 11994. | Hannah (hannahwagner) | 84.71 | 96.4% | 2024-07-23 |
| 11995. | Maria (ladymariag) | 84.71 | 99% | 2021-09-20 |
| 11996. | illdie (illdie314) | 84.71 | 97% | 2021-10-02 |
| 11997. | TImothy (timot3a) | 84.71 | 97% | 2021-03-13 |
| 11998. | Jack (touvski) | 84.70 | 97.2% | 2025-01-21 |
| 11999. | ChrisM22 (chrism22) | 84.70 | 95% | 2020-06-12 |
| 12000. | Blue (blue4269) | 84.70 | 97% | 2019-11-21 |
| 12001. | Ashiq (hussain55555) | 84.70 | 97% | 2022-07-05 |
| 12002. | Mattstak (mastak) | 84.70 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
| 12003. | Brian (brianbanri) | 84.70 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| 12004. | konami (konami_kirakira) | 84.69 | 95.5% | 2025-02-24 |
| 12005. | George (gmorf) | 84.69 | 99% | 2023-01-06 |
| 12006. | Fricoman (ltossit) | 84.69 | 98% | 2023-01-21 |
| 12007. | Wayne (wisepvp) | 84.69 | 97% | 2018-11-01 |
| 12008. | dolan (dolanfolan) | 84.69 | 98% | 2019-04-22 |
| 12009. | Emil (conv22) | 84.69 | 96% | 2023-04-07 |
| 12010. | Chestera (chestera) | 84.69 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
| 12011. | Joe (fireflygrave) | 84.69 | 99% | 2021-04-03 |
| 12012. | cerapas (cerapas) | 84.69 | 98% | 2017-07-06 |
| 12013. | Geese (geese955) | 84.68 | 97.6% | 2024-03-08 |
| 12014. | Suhas (suhaskurup) | 84.68 | 97% | 2020-06-05 |
| 12015. | Pranav Abraham (pranavabe) | 84.68 | 99% | 2021-04-26 |
| 12016. | Pyren (pyren83) | 84.68 | 98% | 2021-08-02 |
| 12017. | Alikhan (alikhan880) | 84.68 | 98% | 2018-01-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |