Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3491. | Dig (digbo) | 64.51 | 95% | 2017-08-28 |
| 3492. | Fred (fredizzimo) | 64.49 | 97% | 2018-05-11 |
| 3493. | Teddie (teddie37) | 64.48 | 96% | 2021-08-04 |
| 3494. | Clay (terracottakid) | 64.48 | 96% | 2019-04-15 |
| 3495. | Niki (n1k3ra) | 64.48 | 96% | 2017-10-19 |
| 3496. | Faweeza (faweeza) | 64.47 | 97% | 2018-06-25 |
| 3497. | law (lawx) | 64.45 | 95% | 2018-09-11 |
| 3498. | Oeybilix (oeybilix) | 64.45 | 97% | 2018-05-01 |
| 3499. | iglo31 (iglo31) | 64.45 | 98% | 2017-10-11 |
| 3500. | blankk (dimitsakos) | 64.44 | 96% | 2018-09-06 |
| 3501. | urhomieluna (nadakari) | 64.43 | 94% | 2019-12-27 |
| 3502. | Marvin (super_nam) | 64.41 | 95% | 2019-11-18 |
| 3503. | Mr. Robinson (cogili) | 64.41 | 97% | 2017-10-24 |
| 3504. | Nicholas (nicholas_r) | 64.40 | 95% | 2020-02-12 |
| 3505. | Ishita (ishi17) | 64.37 | 95% | 2019-03-13 |
| 3506. | Bartłomiej (baryla69baryla69) | 64.37 | 96% | 2019-09-24 |
| 3507. | Dmitry (ltitbe) | 64.36 | 97% | 2018-03-24 |
| 3508. | Xriasp (xriasp) | 64.33 | 97% | 2020-02-03 |
| 3509. | shubham (shubhamkushwah) | 64.32 | 96% | 2019-07-03 |
| 3510. | besher (besher) | 64.31 | 96% | 2017-09-06 |
| 3511. | Damon (newcarsmell) | 64.30 | 96% | 2019-02-20 |
| 3512. | Achilles8x (achilles8x) | 64.29 | 97% | 2018-11-05 |
| 3513. | lala (2eazzy) | 64.29 | 96% | 2019-11-13 |
| 3514. | KLM (klm0010) | 64.25 | 95% | 2018-01-23 |
| 3515. | Tim (slowpoke_99) | 64.23 | 97% | 2019-01-20 |
| 3516. | dota (dotaramen) | 64.23 | 96% | 2018-12-10 |
| 3517. | Max (banjopickingman) | 64.22 | 97% | 2019-04-22 |
| 3518. | Darek (uraiah) | 64.19 | 98% | 2017-11-17 |
| 3519. | Kylie (kdowd7) | 64.18 | 98% | 2019-04-10 |
| 3520. | Chris (chris07) | 64.16 | 97% | 2019-02-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |