Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4998. | Zhaksylyk (lmtls) | 60.54 | 97% | 2020-10-10 |
| 4999. | Ranger (turbo_99) | 60.54 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 5000. | Pingsaphol (win11905) | 60.54 | 96% | 2019-04-18 |
| 5001. | Unaesthetic (ddferddfer) | 60.52 | 96% | 2018-09-21 |
| 5002. | Michael (mikeydabous) | 60.52 | 98% | 2018-07-02 |
| 5003. | Romin (rominpasa) | 60.52 | 97% | 2017-12-07 |
| 5004. | Honza (h3nza3) | 60.52 | 96% | 2019-02-06 |
| 5005. | My Fingers (my_fingers_are_... | 60.50 | 96% | 2020-02-20 |
| 5006. | الأصابع (abdoh) | 60.50 | 97% | 2020-03-11 |
| 5007. | sxc (luckypolo) | 60.49 | 94% | 2018-01-24 |
| 5008. | Furkan (notoriousfs) | 60.48 | 95% | 2019-04-09 |
| 5009. | Justin (pancakemaster216) | 60.47 | 93% | 2019-02-16 |
| 5010. | Kollol (cyanomax) | 60.47 | 96% | 2017-12-22 |
| 5011. | Rohail (rolobhak) | 60.45 | 97% | 2017-07-03 |
| 5012. | Dmitry (dmitry_turcan) | 60.44 | 97% | 2020-02-28 |
| 5013. | David (brodogo) | 60.43 | 96% | 2017-07-02 |
| 5014. | Leonardo (lstd) | 60.42 | 96% | 2017-09-26 |
| 5015. | g (gkonti) | 60.41 | 96% | 2020-08-26 |
| 5016. | Archie (runemoose42) | 60.41 | 95% | 2018-05-28 |
| 5017. | Brandon (fifth_element_00) | 60.41 | 97% | 2019-05-27 |
| 5018. | Jarno (freezixd) | 60.39 | 96% | 2019-04-16 |
| 5019. | kjres5 (kjres5) | 60.39 | 94% | 2018-05-17 |
| 5020. | Jarrod (jandojanderson) | 60.35 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
| 5021. | JayVee (jayvee1337) | 60.33 | 94% | 2017-11-30 |
| 5022. | Wade (stoinski) | 60.32 | 96% | 2019-06-13 |
| 5023. | oskar (oskar86) | 60.32 | 94% | 2018-12-06 |
| 5024. | k1p (muggz) | 60.32 | 96% | 2017-10-22 |
| 5025. | Hsu (eh643027) | 60.31 | 98% | 2017-10-18 |
| 5026. | Lucas (ludistack) | 60.30 | 93% | 2017-09-24 |
| 5027. | Bread (lord_bread) | 60.29 | 95% | 2019-04-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |