Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3484. | Luca (15yearsoldwriter) | 73.11 | 96% | 2019-02-12 |
| 3485. | Casi (casibella) | 73.10 | 98% | 2019-08-27 |
| 3486. | Shivam (skmeenain) | 73.10 | 98% | 2020-04-08 |
| 3487. | ramonito (ramonice) | 73.08 | 98% | 2019-11-08 |
| 3488. | Jarambae (farid1993) | 73.08 | 97% | 2017-08-20 |
| 3489. | Suhas (suhaskurup) | 73.07 | 97% | 2019-11-01 |
| 3490. | Do (quannnnn) | 73.06 | 95% | 2019-06-21 |
| 3491. | Anurag (anuragtetarwal) | 73.06 | 98% | 2019-01-22 |
| 3492. | joe (lerler246) | 73.04 | 96% | 2019-06-14 |
| 3493. | Alex (mythsty) | 73.04 | 96% | 2019-11-10 |
| 3494. | ONRAGE (onrage) | 73.04 | 96% | 2020-12-20 |
| 3495. | Thang (lhg81hc) | 73.03 | 97% | 2019-07-01 |
| 3496. | Eujean (eujean) | 73.03 | 96% | 2018-09-19 |
| 3497. | Ifad (ifadardin) | 73.03 | 98% | 2018-06-21 |
| 3498. | Shangyu (silverhats) | 73.03 | 98% | 2017-07-30 |
| 3499. | Vincent (vincesuuu1) | 73.02 | 99% | 2018-09-11 |
| 3500. | akira (ayhatelove) | 73.01 | 97% | 2019-08-09 |
| 3501. | lRaml (lsomeonel) | 73.01 | 96% | 2020-07-09 |
| 3502. | Jabez (senpaijabz) | 73.00 | 97% | 2020-11-24 |
| 3503. | Slow typer (andre1999) | 72.99 | 97% | 2020-02-25 |
| 3504. | t3firefox99 (t3firefox99) | 72.98 | 94% | 2018-10-29 |
| 3505. | awais (awaispk) | 72.97 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
| 3506. | Jack (trongnghia4849) | 72.96 | 97% | 2018-10-11 |
| 3507. | Arvid (chilikorven) | 72.95 | 97% | 2018-06-27 |
| 3508. | Memat (memat) | 72.93 | 95% | 2019-05-27 |
| 3509. | Jonathan (knightwulf) | 72.93 | 97% | 2019-03-26 |
| 3510. | Hex (galaxyyyy) | 72.91 | 95% | 2019-12-02 |
| 3511. | arz (arzr) | 72.91 | 97% | 2017-08-18 |
| 3512. | A (stoician) | 72.91 | 97% | 2020-02-08 |
| 3513. | Doubledealer (doubledealer) | 72.89 | 96% | 2019-11-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |