The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9478. | god (god_is_here) | 89.12 | 96.4% | 2024-11-06 |
| 9479. | pastaconfusion (pastaconfus... | 89.11 | 97% | 2025-04-03 |
| 9480. | FlashFire (lasfate) | 89.11 | 94% | 2015-11-05 |
| 9481. | catpuplover (catpuplover) | 89.11 | 99.2% | 2024-10-21 |
| 9482. | Andrew (andrewdvorak) | 89.11 | 96% | 2021-09-10 |
| 9483. | Valentina (genericwhitemale) | 89.11 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 9484. | Naveen (kaizoku156) | 89.11 | 97.4% | 2024-03-06 |
| 9485. | pipez (pipez) | 89.11 | 95% | 2016-02-16 |
| 9486. | kahtleen (kahtleen) | 89.11 | 98% | 2012-09-04 |
| 9487. | Adrian (cheeseshrub) | 89.10 | 98.3% | 2024-09-14 |
| 9488. | Aslery (aslery) | 89.10 | 96.9% | 2024-04-29 |
| 9489. | Noodle (noodle_master) | 89.10 | 98% | 2022-11-20 |
| 9490. | Seminix (seminix) | 89.10 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 9491. | Daniel (krayt) | 89.10 | 95% | 2014-03-15 |
| 9492. | Ansh (ansh_001) | 89.09 | 96.8% | 2024-08-24 |
| 9493. | หมูบิน (moobin2) | 89.09 | 98% | 2011-10-14 |
| 9494. | Clayton Schroeder (cl8on8or) | 89.08 | 99% | 2024-03-24 |
| 9495. | Eric (eric_loves_adrian) | 89.08 | 98% | 2022-10-04 |
| 9496. | Sami (codebro) | 89.08 | 97% | 2023-04-22 |
| 9497. | Lenny (lshulgin) | 89.08 | 92% | 2014-05-29 |
| 9498. | Allison (align) | 89.08 | 87% | 2016-09-20 |
| 9499. | Tyler (tylercardwell) | 89.07 | 97% | 2022-07-22 |
| 9500. | Ronyx69 (ronyx69) | 89.07 | 98% | 2021-04-23 |
| 9501. | abcdgr8t (abcdgr8t) | 89.07 | 98.3% | 2021-01-28 |
| 9502. | Efranix (palbo001443268) | 89.07 | 95.9% | 2021-01-31 |
| 9503. | Green (lantern) | 89.07 | 96% | 2013-08-17 |
| 9504. | Vytautas (brain5ide) | 89.07 | 100% | 2012-06-05 |
| 9505. | sakha (lousytypist) | 89.06 | 98% | 2024-09-11 |
| 9506. | Dvlpng (dvlpngdvlprs) | 89.06 | 98% | 2018-07-21 |
| 9507. | Jonah (domhawkins) | 89.06 | 97% | 2022-01-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |