So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33822. | (kostia) | 43.61 | 93% | 2021-09-27 |
| 33823. | (paulbish) | 43.61 | — | 2009-02-02 |
| 33824. | (vanlakos) | 43.61 | 90% | 2013-01-26 |
| 33825. | (vigorakbar) | 43.60 | 96% | 2019-12-28 |
| 33826. | (dmytro_hopkalo) | 43.60 | 94% | 2023-09-18 |
| 33827. | (suro_pokyou_007) | 43.60 | 94% | 2023-09-28 |
| 33828. | (vayuputra) | 43.60 | 98% | 2021-06-03 |
| 33829. | (sonio) | 43.60 | 90% | 2013-12-08 |
| 33830. | Tomáš (zokko) | 43.59 | 94% | 2022-03-28 |
| 33831. | (dark_rumour) | 43.59 | 95% | 2023-05-26 |
| 33832. | Cam (camstola) | 43.59 | 94% | 2023-08-26 |
| 33833. | (mostafa_zaghlol768) | 43.58 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 33834. | (redzone17) | 43.58 | 86% | 2013-03-20 |
| 33835. | (winnie_eni) | 43.58 | — | 2010-12-28 |
| 33836. | (ankit11) | 43.58 | 85% | 2016-12-26 |
| 33837. | zaynab (oreocat123) | 43.57 | 95% | 2023-07-13 |
| 33838. | (lrgotmilk) | 43.56 | 87% | 2011-09-12 |
| 33839. | Josh (mophii) | 43.56 | 93% | 2020-08-22 |
| 33840. | (epiccooldarwin) | 43.55 | 87% | 2015-03-16 |
| 33841. | (hiraj) | 43.55 | 96% | 2021-10-13 |
| 33842. | (kylebing) | 43.55 | 93% | 2015-05-08 |
| 33843. | LCN (imfiba1991) | 43.54 | 92% | 2013-03-08 |
| 33844. | (deeannmarie) | 43.54 | 94% | 2015-04-05 |
| 33845. | (catchpatch) | 43.54 | 89% | 2013-08-10 |
| 33846. | (anosolu) | 43.54 | 92% | 2012-02-20 |
| 33847. | Hannan (hazinudin) | 43.53 | 83% | 2016-08-08 |
| 33848. | Maruf (marufsatkhira) | 43.53 | 98% | 2016-08-23 |
| 33849. | (doanhvu) | 43.53 | — | 2010-06-09 |
| 33850. | (asdled89) | 43.52 | 94% | 2019-03-17 |
| 33851. | (typy_typy) | 43.51 | 95% | 2017-07-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |