I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1882. | Peter (petez) | 119.70 | 97% | 2021-04-24 |
| 1883. | zero (crispyasf) | 119.70 | 97% | 2018-11-28 |
| 1884. | Zox (zoxide) | 119.69 | 98% | 2020-08-28 |
| 1885. | Ted (xted) | 119.67 | 99% | 2020-08-28 |
| 1886. | . (trihard7) | 119.66 | 99% | 2018-09-03 |
| 1887. | Finn (finnark) | 119.65 | 99% | 2019-12-25 |
| 1888. | jsc (cjs0712) | 119.64 | 97.6% | 2024-03-02 |
| 1889. | Brian (brianyounq) | 119.64 | 97% | 2023-04-23 |
| 1890. | the_guest (typing_oldgrowth... | 119.63 | 99% | 2025-04-27 |
| 1891. | somer (someradno) | 119.63 | 96.2% | 2025-02-18 |
| 1892. | vroom💤 (noprop) | 119.61 | 98% | 2020-04-26 |
| 1893. | Moist (moisturemob) | 119.60 | 100% | 2017-07-25 |
| 1894. | imWUMPUS (imwumpus) | 119.57 | 99% | 2018-11-26 |
| 1895. | James (james_333) | 119.56 | 98.4% | 2024-12-12 |
| 1896. | Muhammad Hazlee (hazhazlee) | 119.56 | 96.9% | 2024-09-18 |
| 1897. | Nura (an10nim4ik) | 119.56 | 97.7% | 2024-03-21 |
| 1898. | LuminousPhoenix (luminous_p... | 119.54 | 99% | 2024-03-30 |
| 1899. | Aaron (lowea) | 119.54 | 99% | 2020-04-06 |
| 1900. | Igor (skeef79) | 119.54 | 98% | 2021-10-14 |
| 1901. | Matty (mattyhuynh) | 119.53 | 99% | 2021-03-03 |
| 1902. | Moncler (momsdabomb) | 119.52 | 97.6% | 2023-09-30 |
| 1903. | monster (monster) | 119.51 | 97.3% | 2024-10-20 |
| 1904. | Bares3w3 (bares3w3) | 119.49 | 98.4% | 2025-01-27 |
| 1905. | Ryan (centricss) | 119.49 | 96.8% | 2024-06-23 |
| 1906. | NotRyan (arthritispacked) | 119.49 | 99% | 2020-08-30 |
| 1907. | 😳hotmama😫 (h0tmama) | 119.46 | 97.1% | 2021-02-01 |
| 1908. | Jocho Muaguadabo (alezander... | 119.46 | 99% | 2021-10-27 |
| 1909. | dah (highrool) | 119.45 | 97% | 2017-01-23 |
| 1910. | veirt (exlog) | 119.42 | 98% | 2021-06-08 |
| 1911. | Umut (acetylcholinesterase) | 119.40 | 98% | 2024-03-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |