If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? Why is a boxing ring square? Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell? It's very confusing, isn't it? A slim chance and a fat chance are the same thing, really, but a wise man and a wise guy aren't the same at all, are they? When the stars are out, they are visible. When the lights are out, they are invisible. What's up?
—from Word Play, a book by Gyles Brandreth
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1495. | LockStock (lockstock) | 94.81 | 98% | 2020-06-08 |
| 1496. | Tej (tejmurudkar22) | 94.79 | 98% | 2018-11-24 |
| 1497. | eggs979 (eggs979) | 94.76 | 98% | 2018-04-30 |
| 1498. | enrique (fugitivecloud) | 94.76 | 97% | 2020-01-27 |
| 1499. | Durum (durumpitta) | 94.73 | 99% | 2018-07-17 |
| 1500. | shaan (khem92) | 94.71 | 98% | 2017-02-16 |
| 1501. | Laziness (karinoshuka) | 94.71 | 96% | 2020-07-04 |
| 1502. | David (angels2002) | 94.70 | 96% | 2017-05-18 |
| 1503. | carve (carve) | 94.68 | 97% | 2018-12-25 |
| 1504. | Calamar (toadsmash) | 94.68 | 98% | 2018-04-02 |
| 1505. | Kaimetsu (kaimetsu) | 94.67 | 98% | 2020-09-22 |
| 1506. | Tull (torfindel) | 94.66 | 96% | 2018-02-13 |
| 1507. | Ebuka (bawb) | 94.65 | 96% | 2017-12-20 |
| 1508. | ssod (ssod) | 94.65 | 98% | 2020-09-03 |
| 1509. | tstats[sinkingecstasies] (s... | 94.64 | 99% | 2020-03-31 |
| 1510. | mOO (moojr) | 94.64 | 98% | 2019-02-25 |
| 1511. | rk61 (lowda9) | 94.62 | 99% | 2018-01-17 |
| 1512. | Mn37 (mn37) | 94.58 | 97% | 2020-10-12 |
| 1513. | Wayde (waydezilla) | 94.58 | 98% | 2019-05-31 |
| 1514. | Giulio (giulio89) | 94.57 | 98% | 2019-02-15 |
| 1515. | Dahhr (dahhr) | 94.54 | 98% | 2018-05-13 |
| 1516. | スレトロン (slethron) | 94.53 | 98% | 2020-07-03 |
| 1517. | sidm (sidm) | 94.51 | 97% | 2017-09-15 |
| 1518. | Alex (arandazzo829) | 94.51 | 98% | 2020-03-30 |
| 1519. | vitharis (vitharis) | 94.51 | 98% | 2018-11-05 |
| 1520. | Alibi (alibiyeslambek) | 94.49 | 98% | 2019-12-14 |
| 1521. | Brian (leviatan625) | 94.49 | 98% | 2019-01-07 |
| 1522. | Depak (narianu) | 94.48 | 97% | 2017-08-27 |
| 1523. | Nicholas (creamycarrots) | 94.48 | 97% | 2018-03-29 |
| 1524. | T (heyteeee) | 94.48 | 96% | 2017-06-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,580 | 85.43 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 116.98 | February 8, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 90.08 | May 18, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 63.90 | January 20, 2022 |