When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4944. | Luka (callugolf) | 97.19 | 95.9% | 2024-03-03 |
| 4945. | Matthew (fryzigg) | 97.19 | 97% | 2021-06-30 |
| 4946. | Lindsay (math314) | 97.19 | 97% | 2021-09-28 |
| 4947. | liz (lizkebab) | 97.19 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 4948. | CiscoAdmin (kaszanka12) | 97.19 | 97% | 2020-01-24 |
| 4949. | lapis (notpqrrot) | 97.18 | 97% | 2024-10-10 |
| 4950. | Mink (stuffmyjaws) | 97.18 | 96% | 2022-03-17 |
| 4951. | chandara (chan92) | 97.18 | 95.5% | 2024-01-14 |
| 4952. | typeyMcTypeFace (mslib9) | 97.17 | 99% | 2017-08-20 |
| 4953. | Nikita (lodo4ka1337) | 97.16 | 99.1% | 2025-04-01 |
| 4954. | d0ge (d0ge) | 97.16 | 97.3% | 2023-07-14 |
| 4955. | Josh (the_josh) | 97.16 | 98% | 2022-01-14 |
| 4956. | patrick (iaminarush) | 97.16 | 97% | 2016-12-03 |
| 4957. | Yza (yzavea) | 97.15 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
| 4958. | Mitchell (mitch312) | 97.15 | 94% | 2016-12-18 |
| 4959. | Oonz (oonz) | 97.15 | 98% | 2019-09-10 |
| 4960. | Someone (someoneveryrandom) | 97.14 | 100% | 2017-10-19 |
| 4961. | Memballer (memballer) | 97.14 | 93% | 2017-04-20 |
| 4962. | rk61 (lowda9) | 97.14 | 99% | 2018-02-22 |
| 4963. | Grey (grey2) | 97.13 | 99.4% | 2023-10-27 |
| 4964. | Corn Philips (cornphilips) | 97.12 | 98.3% | 2024-11-04 |
| 4965. | Ernif (ernif) | 97.12 | 97% | 2022-08-20 |
| 4966. | thea p (theap) | 97.11 | 97% | 2024-04-20 |
| 4967. | Qu (bluebird00) | 97.11 | 97% | 2023-08-17 |
| 4968. | asdf (rushlync) | 97.11 | 97.4% | 2025-02-24 |
| 4969. | Cool (vosaiu) | 97.11 | 96% | 2019-03-14 |
| 4970. | anon (analternateaccount) | 97.11 | 97% | 2017-11-14 |
| 4971. | G (gbanger) | 97.09 | 99% | 2024-02-07 |
| 4972. | Audie (audiex) | 97.09 | 97% | 2016-11-29 |
| 4973. | Marty (mcflies) | 97.09 | 98.3% | 2021-03-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |