I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3756. | Lara (chuiicdhk) | 105.17 | 98.2% | 2024-08-11 |
| 3757. | Dragovi (dragovi) | 105.17 | 98% | 2018-06-06 |
| 3758. | Mikel (meekay) | 105.16 | 98% | 2021-05-02 |
| 3759. | DuhMarquis (dmy3) | 105.16 | 98% | 2022-11-23 |
| 3760. | Brian (taters613) | 105.15 | 99% | 2021-09-27 |
| 3761. | IAmAtomică (from_phlol) | 105.14 | 96.8% | 2023-10-30 |
| 3762. | goose (disgeorge) | 105.14 | 96% | 2021-09-08 |
| 3763. | Ja-kobe (jrutz26) | 105.14 | 96% | 2022-09-28 |
| 3764. | Kacper (frgtn) | 105.14 | 98% | 2018-05-03 |
| 3765. | Alio (ali00o) | 105.13 | 97% | 2017-01-25 |
| 3766. | ammar (ammar_31) | 105.11 | 96.9% | 2023-12-07 |
| 3767. | Dean (dean0927) | 105.11 | 97% | 2016-08-05 |
| 3768. | Robert (stantor) | 105.10 | 98% | 2021-03-19 |
| 3769. | Chad (chadpalmer2) | 105.10 | 99% | 2019-10-04 |
| 3770. | Tom (speedor) | 105.09 | 96.5% | 2025-05-10 |
| 3771. | Kara (daenyra) | 105.09 | 97% | 2017-06-24 |
| 3772. | yah-yeet (dingdong768) | 105.08 | 97% | 2022-03-15 |
| 3773. | rk61 (lowda9) | 105.08 | 98% | 2018-02-20 |
| 3774. | Jacob (booyashocka) | 105.07 | 98.5% | 2023-11-20 |
| 3775. | Tyrrrz (tyrrrz) | 105.07 | 98% | 2017-08-19 |
| 3776. | ... (crdx) | 105.06 | 97% | 2020-09-14 |
| 3777. | izzy (izzy90210) | 105.06 | 98% | 2020-03-24 |
| 3778. | Wrest (wrest) | 105.06 | 98% | 2016-03-10 |
| 3779. | Harwinder (honeyageraccxr) | 105.05 | 100% | 2017-01-14 |
| 3780. | hwalters360 (hwalters360) | 105.04 | 98% | 2021-03-25 |
| 3781. | Malissa (malissa07) | 105.03 | 96.9% | 2024-05-28 |
| 3782. | Brian (bnguyen9190) | 105.03 | 97% | 2023-01-04 |
| 3783. | G7ter1 (g7ter1) | 105.03 | 96% | 2023-12-29 |
| 3784. | Nano (nanohezna) | 105.03 | 96% | 2016-02-22 |
| 3785. | ppun (ppun) | 105.02 | 97% | 2022-08-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |