Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8527. | Phil (moonchild58) | 86.28 | 97.2% | 2024-01-05 |
| 8528. | Felix (darthyoda_sge) | 86.27 | 98% | 2022-08-08 |
| 8529. | Jack (jackwhitten238) | 86.27 | 99% | 2021-12-08 |
| 8530. | Mewn (mewn) | 86.27 | 96% | 2023-04-20 |
| 8531. | Andrew (wongsifu) | 86.26 | 98% | 2021-06-09 |
| 8532. | AbdulQader (abdulqader) | 86.25 | 97% | 2023-05-10 |
| 8533. | yolo (yoloswag2000) | 86.25 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
| 8534. | (shaun022) | 86.25 | 96% | 2022-06-20 |
| 8535. | Eugene (jemcik) | 86.24 | 99% | 2025-10-31 |
| 8536. | Last (galya_88) | 86.23 | 97.1% | 2024-07-24 |
| 8537. | Benny (bucketz76) | 86.23 | 96% | 2023-06-07 |
| 8538. | FreePalestine (dvorak_on_top) | 86.23 | 98% | 2023-03-14 |
| 8539. | Nathaniel (natgjoh) | 86.22 | 95% | 2024-04-11 |
| 8540. | Tushar (tushar23651) | 86.22 | 98% | 2021-11-30 |
| 8541. | kaitlin (chispycoo) | 86.22 | 97% | 2022-08-04 |
| 8542. | H3rry (harry_101) | 86.22 | 97% | 2020-12-23 |
| 8543. | Low (low_eye_queue) | 86.21 | 97% | 2025-01-23 |
| 8544. | md (duom_1432) | 86.21 | 97% | 2022-03-31 |
| 8545. | Anthony (machoke) | 86.21 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 8546. | (shinobukocho) | 86.21 | 95% | 2020-06-01 |
| 8547. | Antonin (aimjia) | 86.18 | 98% | 2025-01-16 |
| 8548. | gwubb (gwubb) | 86.18 | 96% | 2023-03-01 |
| 8549. | prasmanan (prasmanan) | 86.17 | 97% | 2024-03-21 |
| 8550. | Dr. Sector (sharkychompers) | 86.17 | 98% | 2022-07-19 |
| 8551. | a (jdlwahaha) | 86.17 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 8552. | Will (윌) (willwang) | 86.17 | 97% | 2022-10-13 |
| 8553. | Kelvin (algebrah) | 86.16 | 97% | 2024-06-13 |
| 8554. | Sydney (sydholla) | 86.16 | 98% | 2022-02-17 |
| 8555. | Augustine (aitoje) | 86.15 | 97.7% | 2025-04-29 |
| 8556. | Jackie (jackiechan816) | 86.15 | 98% | 2022-01-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |