I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18374. | Illumin80 (illumin80) | 67.29 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
| 18375. | Muffin™ (muffintm) | 67.29 | 95% | 2020-10-22 |
| 18376. | T (tacos8910) | 67.29 | 97% | 2020-05-15 |
| 18377. | Aeriel (excanium) | 67.28 | 95% | 2023-03-07 |
| 18378. | Rask (frederik0147) | 67.28 | 97% | 2022-02-25 |
| 18379. | 🐢 (garvint123) | 67.28 | 97% | 2018-08-17 |
| 18380. | Aditya (abs192) | 67.27 | 91% | 2016-09-12 |
| 18381. | Bro (termog) | 67.27 | 98% | 2022-02-28 |
| 18382. | Patrick (yevad) | 67.27 | 96% | 2018-10-22 |
| 18383. | BiSoul (bisoul) | 67.27 | 95% | 2021-02-09 |
| 18384. | kenny (kennyabitua) | 67.27 | 90% | 2016-01-11 |
| 18385. | David (newworldotter) | 67.27 | 94% | 2016-11-10 |
| 18386. | notpee (notpee) | 67.26 | 93% | 2024-09-16 |
| 18387. | Youssef (youssef_175) | 67.26 | 94.9% | 2023-10-06 |
| 18388. | Montag (montag) | 67.26 | 96% | 2018-09-24 |
| 18389. | JP (freshlumpia) | 67.26 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
| 18390. | LowAmplitude (low_amplitude) | 67.25 | 97% | 2023-04-30 |
| 18391. | I am bored as hell (i_am_bo... | 67.25 | 97% | 2023-02-07 |
| 18392. | Nanar (nanarboursal) | 67.25 | 97% | 2022-08-31 |
| 18393. | Alpha (alpha_atk) | 67.25 | 95.5% | 2021-02-03 |
| 18394. | Trogdor (frogsfan) | 67.25 | 97% | 2016-10-26 |
| 18395. | Mary (wpj7321) | 67.25 | 95% | 2015-08-07 |
| 18396. | Ugur (apparro) | 67.24 | 97% | 2020-10-10 |
| 18397. | Rikard (atmoscube) | 67.24 | 93% | 2016-01-17 |
| 18398. | Ethan Dull (ultimateskier) | 67.23 | 97% | 2023-08-02 |
| 18399. | DataCrusader (faruzzy) | 67.23 | 97% | 2025-01-26 |
| 18400. | Haruki (harucrisp) | 67.23 | 96% | 2021-02-24 |
| 18401. | Das (dastony1311) | 67.23 | 93% | 2016-07-30 |
| 18402. | Tyler (slashrage) | 67.22 | 96% | 2022-01-19 |
| 18403. | Emon (emonn) | 67.22 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |