The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23774. | (mrlovre) | 65.50 | 87% | 2013-09-02 |
| 23775. | (mohammadrezaedalati) | 65.50 | 98% | 2014-02-19 |
| 23776. | (transgenic) | 65.50 | — | 2010-02-16 |
| 23777. | (sirkarma) | 65.50 | 94% | 2014-12-31 |
| 23778. | (lastdeath8) | 65.50 | 96% | 2014-10-11 |
| 23779. | (wiffle0926) | 65.49 | 96.8% | 2023-08-28 |
| 23780. | Optimus (optimusprime98) | 65.49 | 95% | 2021-11-27 |
| 23781. | (xplo99) | 65.49 | — | 2011-04-09 |
| 23782. | (vanphucka) | 65.49 | 94% | 2011-11-24 |
| 23783. | (ldystarr) | 65.49 | 98% | 2011-07-06 |
| 23784. | Joe (datguy229) | 65.49 | 94% | 2015-09-18 |
| 23785. | (frank0725) | 65.48 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 23786. | (blexerl) | 65.48 | 95% | 2021-04-27 |
| 23787. | (vivekvikysharma) | 65.48 | 95% | 2022-02-02 |
| 23788. | (craigsmith27) | 65.48 | 95% | 2013-01-15 |
| 23789. | john yakuza (ifrxitpxnchi) | 65.48 | 91% | 2017-02-18 |
| 23790. | (nihaddd) | 65.47 | 95% | 2023-06-11 |
| 23791. | (tasteofcancer) | 65.47 | 98% | 2020-04-23 |
| 23792. | Nick (nickillsu) | 65.47 | 95% | 2013-03-15 |
| 23793. | (tyronestoned) | 65.47 | 95% | 2015-04-04 |
| 23794. | (lovered) | 65.47 | 98% | 2016-04-24 |
| 23795. | Generals (gwapoko12312323321) | 65.46 | 97% | 2022-04-03 |
| 23796. | Dmitriy (dj1vs) | 65.46 | 95% | 2021-11-20 |
| 23797. | BobTheTyper (ahmemaru) | 65.46 | 97% | 2020-05-06 |
| 23798. | (eissak) | 65.46 | 96% | 2012-04-18 |
| 23799. | (thinkerguy) | 65.46 | 91% | 2013-03-31 |
| 23800. | (ashugarg.lucky7@gmail.com) | 65.46 | 96% | 2015-03-02 |
| 23801. | (samvanced) | 65.45 | 96% | 2023-05-05 |
| 23802. | (bryanw122) | 65.45 | 90% | 2016-04-03 |
| 23803. | (juanmartinez111) | 65.45 | 94% | 2022-10-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |