So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26261. | (kanzi) | 58.06 | 100% | 2021-01-24 |
| 26262. | (pimpsalot) | 58.06 | — | 2010-11-03 |
| 26263. | (polina1) | 58.06 | — | 2010-08-25 |
| 26264. | (sifathossain) | 58.05 | 97% | 2022-11-16 |
| 26265. | (ethant772) | 58.05 | 80% | 2017-02-11 |
| 26266. | (johnkeith) | 58.05 | 95% | 2014-11-25 |
| 26267. | (rc_da) | 58.05 | 95% | 2021-10-09 |
| 26268. | (kishore_usa) | 58.05 | 97% | 2022-08-17 |
| 26269. | (aburayyan) | 58.05 | 97% | 2017-11-14 |
| 26270. | (missv) | 58.05 | — | 2011-04-26 |
| 26271. | (storyline) | 58.05 | 94% | 2016-11-04 |
| 26272. | (koder) | 58.05 | 99% | 2013-09-21 |
| 26273. | Eli (silversweedie) | 58.04 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
| 26274. | (dearme) | 58.04 | 96% | 2021-05-11 |
| 26275. | (nab_n) | 58.04 | 95% | 2017-01-01 |
| 26276. | (calleja1973) | 58.04 | 87% | 2011-08-11 |
| 26277. | (coopsindahouse) | 58.03 | 94% | 2019-06-05 |
| 26278. | (dillybarbill) | 58.03 | 96% | 2023-06-15 |
| 26279. | (sleepcreeper) | 58.03 | 95% | 2023-02-18 |
| 26280. | (patrickhirsh) | 58.03 | 95% | 2021-09-28 |
| 26281. | (radiator_cz) | 58.03 | 95% | 2021-02-12 |
| 26282. | (lichbtw) | 58.03 | 94% | 2021-02-20 |
| 26283. | (kaivalya461) | 58.03 | 97% | 2019-05-09 |
| 26284. | (lovered) | 58.03 | 94% | 2016-05-03 |
| 26285. | (sasssssha) | 58.03 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 26286. | (5muncy) | 58.03 | — | 2010-12-01 |
| 26287. | (daisy_sun) | 58.02 | 95% | 2021-10-23 |
| 26288. | (jmak35) | 58.02 | 95% | 2022-10-05 |
| 26289. | Ishaant (ishaant) | 58.02 | 95% | 2021-11-10 |
| 26290. | Imran (noobb) | 58.02 | 99% | 2017-07-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |