Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5332. | tken (tken_tokyo) | 57.19 | 99% | 2017-07-22 |
| 5333. | Shar (sharburrus) | 57.18 | 95% | 2018-12-21 |
| 5334. | Prathmesh (xvzf) | 57.17 | 95% | 2020-07-24 |
| 5335. | Andrei (andyspeed) | 57.16 | 95% | 2020-12-15 |
| 5336. | Alexander (helmers) | 57.14 | 94% | 2020-09-02 |
| 5337. | Null (chicken1996) | 57.14 | 94% | 2019-01-30 |
| 5338. | rain (qwimnetypes) | 57.12 | 95% | 2020-06-24 |
| 5339. | B (sploops) | 57.11 | 94% | 2020-07-21 |
| 5340. | Marcus (mctajc) | 57.11 | 96% | 2019-03-04 |
| 5341. | Saif (kiptroti) | 57.11 | 95% | 2018-03-10 |
| 5342. | Frank (tguunknown) | 57.10 | 97% | 2019-10-24 |
| 5343. | Math (faster_babe) | 57.08 | 98% | 2019-08-09 |
| 5344. | Noobiest (noobiestmaster) | 57.06 | 94% | 2020-10-17 |
| 5345. | Ben (at0m) | 57.06 | 95% | 2018-01-20 |
| 5346. | Alishan (zeloteo) | 57.04 | 94% | 2019-09-03 |
| 5347. | Saurabh (saurabh_bhan) | 57.04 | 95% | 2018-09-16 |
| 5348. | Loukas (loukatar) | 57.03 | 94% | 2020-11-27 |
| 5349. | Hemant (hemantyagi) | 57.03 | 98% | 2018-07-06 |
| 5350. | killian (killiyin) | 56.99 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
| 5351. | Henri (superwholock3746) | 56.98 | 98% | 2017-09-11 |
| 5352. | Miki ;) (miki_) | 56.98 | 96% | 2019-08-09 |
| 5353. | Ryuen (ryuenle) | 56.98 | 94% | 2018-02-28 |
| 5354. | Reinis (reirejs) | 56.96 | 96% | 2018-04-13 |
| 5355. | Shubham (realshubhamjadhav) | 56.94 | 96% | 2020-06-16 |
| 5356. | Vuong (levuong0402) | 56.94 | 96% | 2020-06-06 |
| 5357. | Kyle (orthocube) | 56.92 | 95% | 2017-12-24 |
| 5358. | Hello (julius1331) | 56.91 | 96% | 2018-11-17 |
| 5359. | Lachlan (cancer88) | 56.91 | 96% | 2020-09-08 |
| 5360. | Sarvo (reladric) | 56.91 | 96% | 2018-10-03 |
| 5361. | Toowe (toowe) | 56.90 | 95% | 2020-07-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |