So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25845. | Eloy (swekingeib) | 59.38 | 96% | 2019-08-06 |
| 25846. | Mark (markxing) | 59.38 | — | 2008-10-14 |
| 25847. | YASSER (kifliclt) | 59.37 | 90% | 2015-02-22 |
| 25848. | Lecoolestcat (l3coolestcat) | 59.37 | 89% | 2016-04-04 |
| 25849. | was (wassio) | 59.37 | 98% | 2023-01-27 |
| 25850. | lindsay (lg2012) | 59.37 | 94% | 2012-03-08 |
| 25851. | Alexa (hackmyheart) | 59.37 | — | 2011-03-15 |
| 25852. | ゆず (yuzu) | 59.37 | 95% | 2013-06-27 |
| 25853. | sagar (srd531777) | 59.37 | 91% | 2012-11-10 |
| 25854. | Felix (sp4cebar) | 59.36 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 25855. | Trianglateral (luckyashraj) | 59.36 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 25856. | Archer7703 (archer7703) | 59.36 | 95% | 2021-12-23 |
| 25857. | earnin (duvks) | 59.36 | 95% | 2022-09-07 |
| 25858. | Fpicklers (fpickles) | 59.36 | 98% | 2021-03-12 |
| 25859. | hector (hectoraki) | 59.36 | 97% | 2014-04-02 |
| 25860. | Johnsy (johnsy) | 59.36 | — | 2009-11-09 |
| 25861. | Alexia (lexcellent) | 59.35 | 92% | 2016-11-09 |
| 25862. | Lostdawg3 (lostdawg3) | 59.35 | 93% | 2022-02-05 |
| 25863. | Loukas (loukatar) | 59.35 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 25864. | MenacingPotato (nick199804) | 59.35 | 93% | 2015-10-13 |
| 25865. | draft (shinbee) | 59.35 | 92% | 2011-10-18 |
| 25866. | erik (wurliep81) | 59.35 | 95% | 2014-11-18 |
| 25867. | Shu (shuhang1106) | 59.35 | 98% | 2017-09-01 |
| 25868. | Wojtaz (behenate) | 59.34 | 95% | 2021-03-07 |
| 25869. | bacaala (bacaala) | 59.34 | 93% | 2022-05-02 |
| 25870. | Lan Huong (my_own_way2012) | 59.34 | — | 2009-09-25 |
| 25871. | Mercedes (123buocdeu) | 59.34 | — | 2009-09-07 |
| 25872. | thenu (lcfrmrngstr) | 59.33 | 96% | 2021-10-17 |
| 25873. | ALI (wheresmycar) | 59.33 | 95% | 2021-06-22 |
| 25874. | coco (ncxley) | 59.33 | 97% | 2019-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |