And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14851. | redfive (redfive5) | 88.09 | 95.2% | 2023-09-01 |
| 14852. | Colemak Enjoyer (leoileoisc... | 88.09 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 14853. | Dedamn (dedamn) | 88.09 | 98% | 2021-08-30 |
| 14854. | Orca (virtualorca) | 88.08 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
| 14855. | NorthernNinja (northernninj... | 88.08 | 96% | 2017-06-08 |
| 14856. | Juuuustin (jycauret) | 88.08 | 97% | 2022-10-04 |
| 14857. | Hi (jxjx) | 88.08 | 98% | 2021-11-10 |
| 14858. | donkeysbanana (donkeysbanana) | 88.08 | 99% | 2023-03-16 |
| 14859. | Joash (raz3rdarkkill) | 88.08 | 97% | 2022-01-24 |
| 14860. | Com (neon1087) | 88.08 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
| 14861. | Rictor (rictormidgekin) | 88.08 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 14862. | សុធា (sothearpse) | 88.08 | 98% | 2019-02-11 |
| 14863. | Rene (rgam) | 88.08 | 95% | 2012-04-13 |
| 14864. | Chordata (chordata) | 88.08 | 99% | 2012-01-24 |
| 14865. | maks (boredmaks) | 88.08 | 96% | 2014-02-04 |
| 14866. | Aram (arejmm7) | 88.08 | 97% | 2016-09-24 |
| 14867. | Kai (ckai) | 88.07 | 97.7% | 2023-07-17 |
| 14868. | Louis (louislarry) | 88.07 | — | 2009-04-04 |
| 14869. | Brent (spuriousgeorge) | 88.07 | 96% | 2014-01-27 |
| 14870. | Art (flamesword) | 88.07 | 94% | 2011-06-16 |
| 14871. | Ian (ianianianian) | 88.06 | 98% | 2018-10-17 |
| 14872. | Trevor (thetrevormonreal) | 88.06 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
| 14873. | Joshua (bigj0sh) | 88.06 | 97% | 2016-01-28 |
| 14874. | rngy (rngy) | 88.06 | 97% | 2017-08-05 |
| 14875. | Hussain (malik1122) | 88.06 | 98% | 2015-05-06 |
| 14876. | shazzy (skdreams) | 88.05 | 97% | 2018-06-14 |
| 14877. | Juan Carlos (jcgarfield) | 88.05 | — | 2011-04-16 |
| 14878. | bruv (chowbruv) | 88.05 | 95% | 2021-03-11 |
| 14879. | Biohazard (b10hazard_) | 88.04 | 96% | 2021-04-27 |
| 14880. | Luffy (oluffyyyy) | 88.04 | 98% | 2023-02-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |