So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13050. | Imran (loverfellow2011) | 79.77 | — | 2011-04-07 |
| 13051. | Apoorv (apoorv16) | 79.77 | 98% | 2018-05-11 |
| 13052. | wagner (wagnerfrancisco) | 79.76 | 94% | 2014-07-09 |
| 13053. | Rony (ronykomkom) | 79.76 | 97% | 2023-08-27 |
| 13054. | Bryan.. XD (bryan_xd) | 79.76 | 98% | 2022-06-13 |
| 13055. | Thi (rodingersmg) | 79.76 | 98% | 2022-01-06 |
| 13056. | brad (bradthelad6) | 79.76 | 98% | 2011-10-24 |
| 13057. | Stephen (stephen_17) | 79.76 | 91% | 2013-08-17 |
| 13058. | Skylos (skylos) | 79.76 | 91% | 2017-02-12 |
| 13059. | Ozan (ozzytr) | 79.75 | 97% | 2022-12-06 |
| 13060. | Volta (vo1_ta) | 79.75 | 97% | 2022-09-16 |
| 13061. | Neal (newbcake) | 79.75 | 90% | 2014-04-18 |
| 13062. | suzanne (tirphead4) | 79.75 | 97% | 2013-10-04 |
| 13063. | Jay (jjsplaness) | 79.75 | 92% | 2014-04-22 |
| 13064. | Issao (issao) | 79.75 | — | 2010-01-17 |
| 13065. | Chris (bunchesofdonald) | 79.75 | 95% | 2014-03-30 |
| 13066. | Lotus (lotus0000007) | 79.74 | 97% | 2022-12-30 |
| 13067. | Aakrit (monkeysunited) | 79.74 | 94.9% | 2023-10-23 |
| 13068. | Katelyn (skipelated) | 79.74 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 13069. | Jana (toothpik) | 79.74 | 92% | 2012-09-29 |
| 13070. | Dede (danielleuw) | 79.73 | 100% | 2023-08-20 |
| 13071. | Stephen (potsee) | 79.73 | 98% | 2022-12-13 |
| 13072. | roy (roynaufal) | 79.73 | 87% | 2014-04-11 |
| 13073. | Guy (ayeitbeguy) | 79.73 | 95% | 2023-05-08 |
| 13074. | Tarek (tarek) | 79.73 | — | 2010-05-05 |
| 13075. | Sabrina (awesomer3) | 79.73 | 91% | 2014-02-07 |
| 13076. | Emily (milay68) | 79.73 | — | 2010-08-05 |
| 13077. | Raul (arag) | 79.73 | — | 2008-10-02 |
| 13078. | Josiah (jo_kr) | 79.72 | 89% | 2015-02-05 |
| 13079. | Rickard (remme) | 79.72 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |