So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6986. | yuhaocooper (yuhaocooper) | 93.01 | 99% | 2018-01-05 |
| 6987. | rahmu (rahmu) | 93.01 | 99% | 2022-08-01 |
| 6988. | Peter (fotes) | 93.00 | 85% | 2015-01-24 |
| 6989. | Siraj (spidywebs) | 93.00 | 100% | 2019-08-23 |
| 6990. | Kyle (ksil) | 93.00 | 98% | 2014-06-19 |
| 6991. | Giulio (giulio89) | 93.00 | 99% | 2017-09-26 |
| 6992. | ultim8f8 (ultim8f8) | 92.99 | 93% | 2011-12-01 |
| 6993. | Alex (eagles1106) | 92.99 | 94% | 2014-05-16 |
| 6994. | Mike (jamesduv9) | 92.99 | 97% | 2022-07-09 |
| 6995. | Fluke (fever) | 92.99 | 95% | 2011-09-07 |
| 6996. | epicman (tispus) | 92.99 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
| 6997. | Ryan (roadrash09) | 92.99 | 98% | 2011-05-19 |
| 6998. | Derrick (victoryx5) | 92.98 | 97% | 2021-12-25 |
| 6999. | jackson (school_account) | 92.98 | 98% | 2023-02-07 |
| 7000. | Jason (rukkus) | 92.98 | 97% | 2016-06-07 |
| 7001. | Patrick (agentpark104) | 92.98 | — | 2009-02-26 |
| 7002. | Lost (lostviajero) | 92.97 | 96% | 2014-06-30 |
| 7003. | char (chartastr0phe) | 92.97 | 97% | 2022-05-11 |
| 7004. | beta (betameta123) | 92.97 | 98% | 2023-07-06 |
| 7005. | Derek (derekc5475) | 92.97 | 90% | 2014-04-26 |
| 7006. | Jake (lakejund) | 92.96 | 97% | 2021-10-31 |
| 7007. | Josh (josh1318) | 92.96 | 96% | 2022-04-23 |
| 7008. | CALIBER (risen_one) | 92.96 | 97% | 2017-02-24 |
| 7009. | Boxxy (boxxy) | 92.96 | — | 2009-03-26 |
| 7010. | GG (boomnutshot) | 92.95 | 98% | 2017-06-23 |
| 7011. | Nightwing (nightwing2015) | 92.95 | 95% | 2015-07-07 |
| 7012. | anthony (minopop) | 92.94 | 97% | 2019-10-27 |
| 7013. | Peter Ian (casparbayliss) | 92.94 | 98% | 2020-02-12 |
| 7014. | Shanks (abracashanksa) | 92.94 | 93% | 2014-01-03 |
| 7015. | xLikely (xlikely1) | 92.93 | 95% | 2020-09-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |