So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 734. | Jack (malcovent) | 126.81 | 96% | 2011-12-11 |
| 735. | Louis (deathllama8) | 126.81 | 94% | 2015-05-07 |
| 736. | Rin (komorebi2) | 126.80 | 99% | 2021-08-19 |
| 737. | Xionic (masterxionic) | 126.80 | 97% | 2012-12-19 |
| 738. | aaron (doxxa) | 126.79 | 99% | 2022-09-23 |
| 739. | Jess (jessicaliuu) | 126.75 | 99% | 2022-10-17 |
| 740. | Con (x78978) | 126.75 | 96% | 2014-08-31 |
| 741. | J (jwp36) | 126.74 | 97% | 2015-09-27 |
| 742. | Foobar (foobarbaz) | 126.73 | — | 2009-06-15 |
| 743. | rew (rewrew) | 126.71 | 96% | 2016-02-21 |
| 744. | 👶 (a_baby) | 126.69 | 99% | 2021-11-24 |
| 745. | T (trulien) | 126.69 | — | 2008-09-23 |
| 746. | rii (wooahae) | 126.67 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
| 747. | dan (flashhook) | 126.66 | 99% | 2023-03-15 |
| 748. | twitch.tv/frazwah (frazwah) | 126.66 | 92% | 2017-04-09 |
| 749. | Kykro (kykro) | 126.64 | 96% | 2014-03-25 |
| 750. | irradiated (lostsapling) | 126.62 | 98% | 2022-05-10 |
| 751. | Jonathan (jmart1) | 126.62 | — | 2010-01-13 |
| 752. | NiteCyperTTV (nitecyper2) | 126.53 | 100% | 2021-03-05 |
| 753. | John (oligodendrocyte) | 126.50 | 97% | 2015-06-19 |
| 754. | Raya (rayacross) | 126.49 | 100% | 2023-02-13 |
| 755. | Jack (vliu89) | 126.41 | 95% | 2014-05-28 |
| 756. | Way (wayspurrchen) | 126.40 | 94% | 2016-11-29 |
| 757. | Downpour (downpour) | 126.40 | 100% | 2014-02-10 |
| 758. | Jason (team4za) | 126.38 | — | 2009-06-12 |
| 759. | Lex (lexlucifer) | 126.38 | 99% | 2012-03-27 |
| 760. | something (kaibaboi) | 126.35 | 99% | 2021-08-23 |
| 761. | [tshafer3] (tshafer3) | 126.34 | 100% | 2022-04-18 |
| 762. | wow (iloevtypos) | 126.33 | — | 2011-03-04 |
| 763. | Leona (leona_x) | 126.33 | 96% | 2012-05-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |