I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12999. | Vamsi Krishna (gordongecko) | 82.24 | 98% | 2021-02-07 |
| 13000. | Ashish (ashishsawale) | 82.23 | 98% | 2019-05-10 |
| 13001. | derrick (rickt25) | 82.22 | 96% | 2024-06-12 |
| 13002. | dcfoe (dcfoe) | 82.22 | 95.5% | 2025-01-08 |
| 13003. | Omar (oshnatour) | 82.22 | 96% | 2023-02-26 |
| 13004. | Malcolm (malcolm_) | 82.21 | 96% | 2021-05-28 |
| 13005. | Silas (silas456) | 82.21 | 98% | 2022-02-14 |
| 13006. | The Cup!D (slowly_but_sure) | 82.19 | 99% | 2022-08-03 |
| 13007. | autumn (honeycocaine) | 82.19 | 86% | 2017-03-13 |
| 13008. | James (jamez246) | 82.18 | 98% | 2026-01-14 |
| 13009. | Roberto (who______) | 82.18 | 98% | 2022-12-02 |
| 13010. | Yuri (yurigurgenidze) | 82.18 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| 13011. | Ahnaf (stallion1145) | 82.17 | 99% | 2022-12-17 |
| 13012. | Xsentricity (xsentricity) | 82.17 | 99% | 2022-10-05 |
| 13013. | Tom (tweefeety) | 82.17 | 97% | 2017-10-15 |
| 13014. | Tim (tim28) | 82.17 | 96% | 2019-03-13 |
| 13015. | Esther (lostphoenix2002) | 82.16 | 97% | 2025-08-16 |
| 13016. | Minh (min_h) | 82.16 | 98% | 2021-04-28 |
| 13017. | Aleksi (jeboust) | 82.16 | 95% | 2022-12-29 |
| 13018. | Tieg (syladin) | 82.16 | 97% | 2023-08-27 |
| 13019. | Eico (eico66) | 82.16 | 97% | 2021-12-02 |
| 13020. | Juan (juanyougay) | 82.16 | 97.7% | 2021-01-30 |
| 13021. | Jake (ajek) | 82.16 | 97% | 2018-01-31 |
| 13022. | Mehrdad (mhlplayer) | 82.16 | 98.2% | 2024-10-19 |
| 13023. | pärskis (borje) | 82.15 | 96% | 2023-04-14 |
| 13024. | Jack (jahull13) | 82.15 | 99% | 2021-05-07 |
| 13025. | vivian (viviannv) | 82.15 | 96% | 2023-07-31 |
| 13026. | Starry (starsky123) | 82.15 | 96.7% | 2021-02-01 |
| 13027. | wscieklykasztan (wscieklyka... | 82.15 | 96% | 2022-08-09 |
| 13028. | Harishraj (chintubro) | 82.15 | 98% | 2021-10-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |