As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13874. | De Bear (tkbear) | 75.73 | 96% | 2021-04-23 |
| 13875. | Benjamin (benhundos) | 75.73 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 13876. | Brandon (brandon_b) | 75.73 | 97% | 2021-10-25 |
| 13877. | Brodie (d1gging) | 75.73 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 13878. | withan46 (withan46) | 75.72 | 97% | 2022-11-18 |
| 13879. | Hello (julius1331) | 75.72 | 97% | 2019-10-07 |
| 13880. | gaddiel (gaddiel) | 75.72 | 95% | 2015-05-14 |
| 13881. | AidanThaGod (anonymoushack) | 75.72 | 93% | 2016-02-27 |
| 13882. | NotSmirks (smirks) | 75.71 | 97% | 2020-05-26 |
| 13883. | Sasa (saasaa) | 75.71 | 97% | 2024-04-07 |
| 13884. | Yexsys (yexsys) | 75.71 | 95% | 2023-04-02 |
| 13885. | Effort0208 (effort0208) | 75.71 | 94% | 2016-06-05 |
| 13886. | Pedro (pelohi) | 75.71 | 95% | 2018-09-20 |
| 13887. | Packman (packman2024) | 75.70 | 97% | 2024-03-10 |
| 13888. | martin (martin642) | 75.70 | 99% | 2022-10-28 |
| 13889. | Ola (adetoro_o) | 75.70 | 98.8% | 2025-02-26 |
| 13890. | kg (kashg) | 75.69 | 96.6% | 2025-04-09 |
| 13891. | Evilenx (evilenx) | 75.69 | 94% | 2025-12-22 |
| 13892. | Julia (348753021) | 75.69 | 96% | 2018-01-29 |
| 13893. | lost (lostconquest) | 75.69 | 94% | 2015-05-06 |
| 13894. | Jonathan (bubbler123) | 75.69 | 96% | 2016-05-28 |
| 13895. | Karthik (_karthik_jamadagni) | 75.68 | 95.2% | 2023-09-17 |
| 13896. | chalantorn (tonchalantron) | 75.68 | 98% | 2022-02-02 |
| 13897. | Nat (nattykmellor) | 75.67 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
| 13898. | vaibhav (vaibhav6996) | 75.67 | 96.6% | 2023-08-14 |
| 13899. | Eirik (eireksten) | 75.67 | 96% | 2016-01-21 |
| 13900. | Magnus (moobin) | 75.67 | 98% | 2018-10-11 |
| 13901. | Wang (doubleecao) | 75.67 | 95% | 2017-02-17 |
| 13902. | (aimlect) | 75.66 | 96% | 2025-11-29 |
| 13903. | (vizzzard) | 75.66 | 98% | 2022-02-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |