So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21477. | Satheesh (satheesh) | 66.00 | — | 2009-08-12 |
| 21478. | Daniel (toughguy21) | 66.00 | 89% | 2016-01-29 |
| 21479. | Tuminure (tuminure) | 66.00 | 94% | 2012-06-27 |
| 21480. | Jeremy (jlaihong) | 66.00 | 89% | 2016-11-10 |
| 21481. | Tianqi (chentianqi) | 66.00 | 92% | 2015-09-12 |
| 21482. | boyoftoy (boyoftoy) | 66.00 | 95% | 2011-12-27 |
| 21483. | Hadern (hadern) | 65.99 | 97% | 2022-10-23 |
| 21484. | Jacob (nutsak) | 65.99 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 21485. | Eddie (eddie_08) | 65.99 | 96% | 2021-10-22 |
| 21486. | manoj (manojrawat6453) | 65.99 | 96% | 2022-09-18 |
| 21487. | Aditya Pratap (anarchy_) | 65.99 | 92% | 2012-09-12 |
| 21488. | Matrix (ss005) | 65.99 | 99% | 2018-06-06 |
| 21489. | Sean (seanwtang) | 65.99 | 96% | 2017-08-16 |
| 21490. | Yu Han (qythium) | 65.99 | — | 2010-02-28 |
| 21491. | Timothy (timothyslash) | 65.99 | 96% | 2017-02-02 |
| 21492. | Rose (rose_cabanag@yahoo.com) | 65.99 | 96% | 2012-05-31 |
| 21493. | Lösälgen (losaglen) | 65.98 | 91% | 2012-04-30 |
| 21494. | Dhruv (the_mob) | 65.98 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
| 21495. | Jamie (jamietyper90) | 65.98 | 96% | 2020-04-25 |
| 21496. | Ege (pxlwlkr) | 65.98 | 94% | 2017-01-07 |
| 21497. | Plantt (tplantt) | 65.97 | 93% | 2016-01-03 |
| 21498. | 🤑 (liljasonmoney) | 65.97 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 21499. | @GD0912_ (gd0912) | 65.97 | 95% | 2021-04-23 |
| 21500. | coal_town (cat_guy) | 65.97 | 94% | 2021-02-12 |
| 21501. | Steven (sanstotz) | 65.97 | 95% | 2016-07-03 |
| 21502. | Cxlt (fujimaaa) | 65.96 | 96% | 2021-07-09 |
| 21503. | ng (minhtuhay123) | 65.96 | 97% | 2019-07-11 |
| 21504. | Jordan (vaporizing) | 65.96 | 96% | 2019-06-21 |
| 21505. | Daniel (childz) | 65.95 | 91% | 2013-06-07 |
| 21506. | Kabir (kabir_1234) | 65.95 | 96% | 2022-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |