Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4147. | (oharp) | 66.91 | 96% | 2017-11-06 |
| 4148. | (paladincreativo) | 66.89 | 96% | 2018-02-23 |
| 4149. | Pedro (pedro5370) | 66.89 | 95% | 2018-11-08 |
| 4150. | Suchita (error90) | 66.88 | 97% | 2020-02-06 |
| 4151. | (mattattack1223) | 66.87 | 95% | 2018-01-12 |
| 4152. | (monstars) | 66.86 | 97% | 2019-12-02 |
| 4153. | (andkrs4) | 66.86 | 96% | 2019-07-12 |
| 4154. | (artisticbunbun) | 66.86 | 97% | 2018-10-15 |
| 4155. | (kaleb3205) | 66.83 | 97% | 2018-04-09 |
| 4156. | (epoxi) | 66.82 | 94% | 2019-01-31 |
| 4157. | (lhende) | 66.81 | 96% | 2018-08-16 |
| 4158. | (nolangreub) | 66.79 | 94% | 2020-04-19 |
| 4159. | (cameronleej) | 66.79 | 97% | 2019-04-25 |
| 4160. | (devfahad) | 66.78 | 98% | 2020-04-22 |
| 4161. | (fada1) | 66.78 | 94% | 2020-11-20 |
| 4162. | (jehangirkhanafridi) | 66.76 | 97% | 2020-01-06 |
| 4163. | (kylesch) | 66.75 | 96% | 2019-02-05 |
| 4164. | Elliot (lordmonkey04) | 66.75 | 96% | 2019-11-01 |
| 4165. | (qasim07) | 66.73 | 97% | 2019-07-30 |
| 4166. | Darijuan (darijuan) | 66.71 | 95% | 2019-11-22 |
| 4167. | (handicaped) | 66.69 | 96% | 2018-12-08 |
| 4168. | (gustavodacrvi) | 66.68 | 97% | 2019-03-04 |
| 4169. | (charcharryu) | 66.64 | 98% | 2020-02-12 |
| 4170. | (ghostince) | 66.63 | 96% | 2019-01-23 |
| 4171. | (thegiantchip) | 66.63 | 94% | 2019-02-24 |
| 4172. | (katali119) | 66.63 | 99% | 2018-05-20 |
| 4173. | (udachin) | 66.59 | 96% | 2019-04-25 |
| 4174. | (antifragile) | 66.58 | 96% | 2020-08-03 |
| 4175. | argyrw not steno real wpm (... | 66.58 | 97% | 2018-05-17 |
| 4176. | (benjy1232) | 66.57 | 96% | 2018-05-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |