I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12299. | Grace (geg5) | 80.81 | 93% | 2017-05-30 |
| 12300. | Vince (kavden_v) | 80.80 | 96% | 2019-10-02 |
| 12301. | IvanIO (ivanio) | 80.80 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 12302. | Trevor (trevortypes) | 80.80 | 96% | 2016-11-22 |
| 12303. | Nicki (nickidarling) | 80.80 | 93% | 2016-03-05 |
| 12304. | Jeb (jebpowers) | 80.79 | 96% | 2017-08-26 |
| 12305. | Hi (jxjx) | 80.79 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 12306. | Maksym (trickstermaks) | 80.79 | 97% | 2021-12-24 |
| 12307. | orde (orde) | 80.79 | 95% | 2021-03-28 |
| 12308. | Krzysztof (nightmarekiller) | 80.79 | 93% | 2016-04-20 |
| 12309. | Me It is Me (master_lova_lova) | 80.78 | 98% | 2024-05-30 |
| 12310. | Ferdi (fwv123) | 80.78 | 96% | 2021-01-07 |
| 12311. | Pyxa (mrzyne) | 80.78 | 95.5% | 2021-01-29 |
| 12312. | Travis (daltrav1) | 80.78 | 98% | 2018-01-29 |
| 12313. | Erso (sickajacks) | 80.78 | 92% | 2015-12-23 |
| 12314. | D3MON (d3m0n_king) | 80.78 | 94% | 2016-05-21 |
| 12315. | Stephen (limikin) | 80.77 | 93% | 2016-06-21 |
| 12316. | Alex (rachkovsky) | 80.77 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 12317. | Petruccio (lolbraumm) | 80.77 | 97% | 2021-09-26 |
| 12318. | Morin (lordgroovy) | 80.77 | 95% | 2022-10-24 |
| 12319. | kathol (kathol) | 80.77 | 98% | 2021-04-08 |
| 12320. | Richard (richaslions) | 80.76 | 97% | 2015-06-17 |
| 12321. | Dustin (athleticsaddict) | 80.76 | 96% | 2015-06-24 |
| 12322. | jahseh (jahsehdro) | 80.75 | 97% | 2025-03-06 |
| 12323. | Fabian (redburningice) | 80.75 | 97% | 2023-12-30 |
| 12324. | Shahana (shahanas) | 80.75 | 98% | 2021-11-27 |
| 12325. | Marko (markidane) | 80.75 | 97% | 2021-12-09 |
| 12326. | SkyKatsura (skykatsura) | 80.75 | 95.3% | 2023-08-04 |
| 12327. | pbdev (pbdev) | 80.75 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 12328. | Roland (entr0cks) | 80.75 | 96% | 2016-07-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |