One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible thought, and don't add other words to the sentence after the joke. If you do, the audience will think that your take-off was only a setup for a bigger laugh coming up.
—from Comedy Writing Secrets, a book by Mel Helitzer and Mark Shatz
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14487. | Nick (legnik) | 94.30 | 98% | 2023-08-31 |
| 14488. | Rickshaw (rickshawrubio) | 94.30 | 98% | 2018-07-06 |
| 14489. | dog (timl) | 94.30 | 98% | 2016-11-08 |
| 14490. | John (johnl) | 94.30 | — | 2009-03-25 |
| 14491. | Accuracy99 (copmysteez) | 94.29 | — | 2011-03-06 |
| 14492. | Mohamed (medsebri) | 94.29 | 97% | 2022-10-05 |
| 14493. | nana (goomi) | 94.29 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
| 14494. | Afif (afifmemon) | 94.29 | 96% | 2015-12-07 |
| 14495. | Jeffrey (jeffrey898) | 94.29 | 97.2% | 2021-02-04 |
| 14496. | Legit (keyslegit) | 94.29 | 97% | 2021-02-06 |
| 14497. | Turtle (kameiphilip) | 94.29 | 95% | 2016-05-03 |
| 14498. | Philip (teardust) | 94.28 | 97% | 2013-04-28 |
| 14499. | Suzanne (tarheelmama) | 94.28 | — | 2009-06-29 |
| 14500. | Caleb (jesus_rocks) | 94.28 | 98% | 2020-09-12 |
| 14501. | Sleepy (sleepy_torch) | 94.27 | 97% | 2021-05-29 |
| 14502. | Melas (melas1) | 94.27 | 96% | 2021-10-06 |
| 14503. | Upmanyu (abhishek2175) | 94.26 | 100% | 2022-02-18 |
| 14504. | Francisco (frangio) | 94.26 | — | 2010-10-02 |
| 14505. | Angela (hylandangela) | 94.26 | 100% | 2012-07-03 |
| 14506. | LAJW (lajw) | 94.26 | 98% | 2016-12-01 |
| 14507. | Lord Karnage (lord_karnage88) | 94.26 | 95% | 2014-01-28 |
| 14508. | Adam (amon04) | 94.26 | 98% | 2012-07-31 |
| 14509. | (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━... | 94.25 | — | 2011-02-12 |
| 14510. | Anirud (anirudgupta) | 94.25 | 98% | 2012-06-03 |
| 14511. | ashley (kodak023) | 94.25 | 97% | 2023-08-16 |
| 14512. | Lie Algebra (liealgebracow) | 94.24 | 97% | 2017-05-13 |
| 14513. | Ya (ya_gay) | 94.24 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
| 14514. | Jeffrey (jeffreytht) | 94.24 | 98% | 2021-06-27 |
| 14515. | They don't know me son (war... | 94.24 | 97% | 2021-09-01 |
| 14516. | Richard (chocojetpack) | 94.24 | 88% | 2015-11-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 152,656 | 83.40 | September 30, 2008 |
| Easy Texts | 2,706 | 90.91 | August 15, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 498 | 80.14 | March 29, 2010 |
| Smoke Rise Prep | 40 | 61.38 | February 25, 2016 |
| Riverside Middle School | 19 | 37.54 | February 3, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 94.48 | February 1, 2021 |
| Walsh Middle School | 1 | 42.68 | September 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer for Kids | 1 | 134.15 | July 16, 2019 |