So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24937. | noman (nomanjessri) | 60.61 | 94% | 2016-08-02 |
| 24938. | Mimi (mimzo) | 60.61 | — | 2010-08-15 |
| 24939. | Truong Giang (lengthriver) | 60.61 | 97% | 2011-10-07 |
| 24940. | Karimk (mkarim2) | 60.60 | 96% | 2019-06-06 |
| 24941. | jonas (jonas889) | 60.60 | 94% | 2021-04-04 |
| 24942. | John (ionut16) | 60.60 | 94% | 2018-07-25 |
| 24943. | Des (destinn) | 60.60 | 96% | 2022-09-07 |
| 24944. | Kelp (klaptep) | 60.60 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 24945. | h (sedlife) | 60.60 | 94% | 2022-04-28 |
| 24946. | asdf (peechzz) | 60.60 | 90% | 2013-09-28 |
| 24947. | shinchin-chan (shinchan) | 60.60 | — | 2011-03-21 |
| 24948. | Neil (duttaindranil) | 60.60 | 96% | 2013-09-09 |
| 24949. | sm (phattarawadeem18) | 60.60 | 90% | 2014-11-22 |
| 24950. | Elijah (elijahakakobe) | 60.60 | 92% | 2015-12-01 |
| 24951. | Nitesh (onlyboy) | 60.60 | — | 2010-08-26 |
| 24952. | John (baseball9) | 60.60 | 92% | 2015-02-02 |
| 24953. | Andrew (surenintendo) | 60.59 | — | 2011-04-15 |
| 24954. | eehs (eehs) | 60.59 | 92% | 2017-03-03 |
| 24955. | w (wisatong) | 60.59 | 94% | 2020-04-05 |
| 24956. | Asif (loove) | 60.59 | 96% | 2013-08-19 |
| 24957. | Val (bdieseldorff) | 60.59 | 96% | 2016-04-06 |
| 24958. | Basit (basit_ali) | 60.58 | — | 2009-09-18 |
| 24959. | Mohaymen Abdullah (mohaymen... | 60.57 | 96% | 2023-08-03 |
| 24960. | Levi (levi4th) | 60.57 | 94% | 2023-02-01 |
| 24961. | Julie (minngurl) | 60.57 | 97% | 2011-09-28 |
| 24962. | Shirish (shirish369) | 60.57 | 91% | 2012-06-23 |
| 24963. | razvan (razvanel) | 60.57 | — | 2010-05-12 |
| 24964. | edgars (oldgnr) | 60.57 | — | 2010-06-27 |
| 24965. | Michael (banelove) | 60.57 | 95% | 2013-07-29 |
| 24966. | ajnasz (ajnasz) | 60.56 | 91% | 2011-07-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |