So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30865. | Andre (agassx) | 51.53 | 94% | 2021-09-17 |
| 30866. | Kurt (foxconn27) | 51.53 | 97% | 2017-09-10 |
| 30867. | parteek (parteek) | 51.53 | 98% | 2013-10-29 |
| 30868. | HumminG (pingustaar) | 51.53 | 97% | 2022-08-16 |
| 30869. | Patrick (tehpatrick) | 51.53 | 84% | 2014-04-11 |
| 30870. | dogphile (dogphile) | 51.53 | 92.7% | 2023-07-13 |
| 30871. | Takechi (takechij) | 51.52 | — | 2010-12-27 |
| 30872. | Claude (pachec) | 51.52 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| 30873. | kunal (kunaldongre) | 51.52 | 94.1% | 2021-02-15 |
| 30874. | Gary (gary_internet) | 51.52 | 97% | 2022-03-12 |
| 30875. | Thameem (thameem) | 51.51 | 96% | 2012-01-13 |
| 30876. | Ali (alowee) | 51.51 | 91% | 2017-10-23 |
| 30877. | Saif (saif6577) | 51.51 | 93% | 2020-05-03 |
| 30878. | Declan (doctordirl) | 51.51 | 95% | 2015-02-08 |
| 30879. | Nicholas (nherbe1998) | 51.51 | 96% | 2023-02-11 |
| 30880. | Adrian (doopsy69_) | 51.51 | 95% | 2022-08-28 |
| 30881. | Tammy (50purple) | 51.50 | 93% | 2011-05-13 |
| 30882. | Master (master) | 51.50 | — | 2008-08-12 |
| 30883. | Irfan (rawalpindiexpress) | 51.50 | 99% | 2016-08-27 |
| 30884. | Loopdreams (loopdreams) | 51.50 | 92% | 2017-05-25 |
| 30885. | ABID (abidali) | 51.50 | — | 2011-02-10 |
| 30886. | jose (josemourinho77) | 51.50 | 94% | 2021-02-25 |
| 30887. | Oh (cencoller) | 51.50 | 96% | 2019-05-16 |
| 30888. | zero sum (zerosumm) | 51.50 | 97% | 2022-05-02 |
| 30889. | Henry (hongquan448) | 51.50 | 96% | 2021-09-19 |
| 30890. | Kaci (kaci) | 51.49 | — | 2009-10-01 |
| 30891. | Minniecheese (minniecheese) | 51.49 | 91% | 2017-02-18 |
| 30892. | Dustin (dustin10) | 51.49 | 95% | 2016-03-10 |
| 30893. | Stank (stankyard) | 51.49 | 95% | 2023-03-21 |
| 30894. | Spoicy (_spoicy) | 51.49 | 94% | 2022-05-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |