The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13533. | (ghettogarbagemonster) | 38.44 | 95% | 2021-11-01 |
| 13534. | (matheus123ss) | 38.42 | 92% | 2014-08-09 |
| 13535. | johnny (bloody) | 38.42 | — | 2009-03-04 |
| 13536. | (akus) | 38.42 | — | 2010-05-28 |
| 13537. | (magmag00) | 38.41 | 95% | 2020-10-16 |
| 13538. | (zahibbb) | 38.41 | — | 2009-02-23 |
| 13539. | (omlet) | 38.41 | — | 2010-03-17 |
| 13540. | (miss_type) | 38.41 | — | 2009-08-08 |
| 13541. | seda (seda) | 38.41 | — | 2010-09-17 |
| 13542. | (manishrai1989) | 38.41 | 96% | 2013-10-05 |
| 13543. | (maan444) | 38.41 | 85% | 2011-06-30 |
| 13544. | (riedel_j) | 38.40 | 92% | 2016-05-03 |
| 13545. | (cantxtouchxthis) | 38.39 | 88% | 2013-11-17 |
| 13546. | (winzu44) | 38.38 | 95% | 2019-05-15 |
| 13547. | (minhlucky) | 38.38 | 93% | 2011-11-20 |
| 13548. | luis alberto (lubeto) | 38.38 | 93% | 2012-02-26 |
| 13549. | (longknife) | 38.37 | 97% | 2011-10-16 |
| 13550. | (shubra) | 38.37 | 95% | 2015-06-15 |
| 13551. | (umesh_107) | 38.37 | 94% | 2022-09-09 |
| 13552. | (naruavi) | 38.37 | 94% | 2017-09-20 |
| 13553. | (ring_that_bell) | 38.36 | 95% | 2023-08-02 |
| 13554. | (tuananhfa313) | 38.36 | 96% | 2018-06-28 |
| 13555. | (vickeysahani) | 38.36 | 96% | 2015-08-04 |
| 13556. | (psicho) | 38.35 | 87% | 2016-07-15 |
| 13557. | (riazkhan111) | 38.35 | 92% | 2014-04-01 |
| 13558. | (fireball) | 38.35 | — | 2008-11-11 |
| 13559. | (amon) | 38.35 | — | 2008-11-06 |
| 13560. | (aarav1) | 38.35 | 95% | 2013-11-17 |
| 13561. | Uzair (uzair024) | 38.34 | 96% | 2022-06-30 |
| 13562. | (casterjohn) | 38.34 | — | 2010-05-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |