The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4616. | Matteo (pieva) | 57.58 | — | 2009-12-12 |
| 4617. | Hacker (vespa) | 57.58 | — | 2010-10-28 |
| 4618. | LucHa (lucha) | 57.58 | — | 2008-11-30 |
| 4619. | joshido (joshido) | 57.57 | 97% | 2019-05-09 |
| 4620. | Duong (penguine) | 57.57 | — | 2008-09-08 |
| 4621. | Nhi (nhi_nguyen) | 57.57 | 97% | 2013-04-13 |
| 4622. | j (j3yl) | 57.56 | 95% | 2020-12-01 |
| 4623. | Piotr (piotros) | 57.56 | 95% | 2019-08-27 |
| 4624. | Maki (mxki) | 57.56 | 95% | 2020-08-28 |
| 4625. | Lior (lrzt1986) | 57.56 | — | 2010-04-18 |
| 4626. | Tonia (toniah) | 57.56 | 100% | 2013-10-11 |
| 4627. | Daniel (dbillett1) | 57.55 | — | 2008-09-16 |
| 4628. | Vanesrose (vanesrose) | 57.55 | 96% | 2022-03-13 |
| 4629. | ssiKY (ssiky) | 57.55 | 95% | 2020-01-14 |
| 4630. | H (nghphuongkg4) | 57.55 | — | 2010-06-02 |
| 4631. | A (abmarcelo) | 57.55 | — | 2008-09-23 |
| 4632. | Alex (alexle) | 57.54 | 88% | 2013-05-07 |
| 4633. | Kevin (keveno123) | 57.54 | 96% | 2017-02-24 |
| 4634. | abdul (abduljabbar) | 57.54 | 97% | 2017-01-25 |
| 4635. | Navid Jeanz (jeanz) | 57.54 | — | 2010-07-31 |
| 4636. | Flash! (speed_freak) | 57.54 | — | 2011-01-15 |
| 4637. | hoa (phuochoa) | 57.54 | — | 2009-11-08 |
| 4638. | 61 (longfumoon) | 57.54 | 91% | 2016-06-16 |
| 4639. | guest (er8852852) | 57.54 | — | 2010-10-11 |
| 4640. | B (confounded) | 57.54 | 93% | 2014-04-16 |
| 4641. | Akirajin (akirajin) | 57.54 | — | 2009-08-14 |
| 4642. | Boggercell (boggercell) | 57.53 | 96% | 2021-09-05 |
| 4643. | John Wencel (johnwencelcaldit) | 57.53 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 4644. | Italo (italus) | 57.53 | — | 2008-12-07 |
| 4645. | Miranda (imperfection) | 57.53 | — | 2009-03-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |