So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 868. | Alex (nitecyperr) | 124.49 | 98% | 2011-06-02 |
| 869. | James (unbranded) | 124.49 | 99% | 2013-12-22 |
| 870. | - (pie314271) | 124.47 | 98% | 2018-09-21 |
| 871. | richard (retagaine) | 124.45 | 99% | 2018-01-08 |
| 872. | (´・ω・｀) (gahama) | 124.40 | 100% | 2021-01-23 |
| 873. | Morax (morax) | 124.39 | 100% | 2012-02-09 |
| 874. | Justin (alphacentauri) | 124.39 | — | 2009-01-27 |
| 875. | jOn (jonsport) | 124.37 | 99% | 2022-08-20 |
| 876. | Bella (bellaaa) | 124.37 | 99% | 2013-07-30 |
| 877. | Shaked (aes222) | 124.36 | 98% | 2022-08-18 |
| 878. | Greg (grotariu) | 124.36 | 98% | 2013-08-05 |
| 879. | Regis (jsnell) | 124.35 | — | 2008-08-29 |
| 880. | Ser Typo (drfetus_in_a_jar) | 124.34 | 99% | 2022-12-22 |
| 881. | Dream Of Sleeping (dreamofs... | 124.34 | 96% | 2017-03-18 |
| 882. | Me (something_s) | 124.31 | 99.7% | 2023-10-16 |
| 883. | Teh (tehtehteh) | 124.30 | 98% | 2023-04-27 |
| 884. | (^.~) (lolyourfunny) | 124.28 | — | 2010-10-14 |
| 885. | Flügel (redwing3_4) | 124.27 | 98% | 2015-01-22 |
| 886. | Not Aelius (not_aelius) | 124.25 | 97% | 2023-08-18 |
| 887. | John (thepinoc) | 124.25 | — | 2008-08-26 |
| 888. | Michael (michaelvu) | 124.25 | 91% | 2016-01-07 |
| 889. | NebulaGrey (dmorrow3) | 124.24 | 97% | 2014-01-30 |
| 890. | (vixt) | 124.24 | 98% | 2023-02-28 |
| 891. | Daniel (dpm9h) | 124.24 | — | 2008-10-12 |
| 892. | Sorairo (rickyx) | 124.23 | 99% | 2019-07-21 |
| 893. | Khuong (khuongl) | 124.21 | 98% | 2021-07-15 |
| 894. | Theo (theodoretliu) | 124.21 | 100% | 2021-08-30 |
| 895. | (excetra) | 124.20 | 97% | 2019-12-14 |
| 896. | Xin (giorgi1123) | 124.18 | 96% | 2014-04-06 |
| 897. | Steve (steveak) | 124.17 | 95% | 2012-07-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |