So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12548. | Eric (airicc) | 80.34 | 98% | 2022-02-22 |
| 12549. | (cheapcoder) | 80.34 | 100% | 2020-10-01 |
| 12550. | Jonowo (trainerjono) | 80.34 | 97% | 2020-03-11 |
| 12551. | (hellothere1233) | 80.33 | 98% | 2022-03-20 |
| 12552. | (348cdt21) | 80.33 | 94% | 2015-04-01 |
| 12553. | (ajayvarma) | 80.33 | 95% | 2011-09-12 |
| 12554. | (kangaroocruz) | 80.32 | 97% | 2022-08-10 |
| 12555. | Sara (steglive) | 80.32 | 97% | 2022-11-06 |
| 12556. | (ironmk) | 80.31 | 99% | 2019-11-18 |
| 12557. | (yiehyuheng) | 80.31 | 95.1% | 2021-02-08 |
| 12558. | (ap3rson) | 80.31 | 95% | 2013-03-26 |
| 12559. | (yashness) | 80.31 | 98% | 2013-11-22 |
| 12560. | Matthew (mdjak77) | 80.31 | — | 2009-12-05 |
| 12561. | (randomduck145) | 80.30 | 95% | 2023-06-06 |
| 12562. | (sheel) | 80.30 | 96% | 2012-11-01 |
| 12563. | (busiclucho) | 80.30 | 98% | 2018-04-19 |
| 12564. | Lawrence (lolrinse) | 80.29 | 93% | 2013-05-16 |
| 12565. | (scalbi47yrsold) | 80.29 | 98% | 2020-06-30 |
| 12566. | (chocolateknife) | 80.29 | 96% | 2017-08-03 |
| 12567. | (sumerzip) | 80.28 | 95% | 2021-03-18 |
| 12568. | (daddy_mememaster) | 80.28 | 99% | 2022-09-19 |
| 12569. | (tinyaether) | 80.28 | 96% | 2020-06-06 |
| 12570. | (linak) | 80.28 | 97.5% | 2023-10-27 |
| 12571. | (samuraipizzacat29) | 80.28 | 91% | 2012-05-29 |
| 12572. | (morgansoares6) | 80.27 | 97% | 2023-05-10 |
| 12573. | (ugatyper) | 80.27 | 92% | 2015-09-15 |
| 12574. | Andrew (xj04129) | 80.27 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| 12575. | (demarini) | 80.26 | 97% | 2018-09-28 |
| 12576. | (chopsticksss_split) | 80.26 | 97.4% | 2023-05-19 |
| 12577. | (maartenv) | 80.26 | 90% | 2015-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |