Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3948. | Antonio (antonio_blueballs) | 59.30 | 97% | 2021-08-23 |
| 3949. | Wachira (chiramonk) | 59.30 | 95% | 2019-01-11 |
| 3950. | Bhushan (_not_a_typist) | 59.29 | 96% | 2021-08-03 |
| 3951. | Kumar (r3dcherry) | 59.22 | 95% | 2018-04-26 |
| 3952. | Snorlax (snorlaxhehe) | 59.22 | 96% | 2019-03-19 |
| 3953. | kostakis (kotloveru) | 59.22 | 98% | 2017-12-01 |
| 3954. | Old Theme Rocks (dthp32776) | 59.19 | 97% | 2018-07-06 |
| 3955. | Walter (chimken1234) | 59.18 | 97% | 2021-08-08 |
| 3956. | April (apping) | 59.18 | 98% | 2018-08-07 |
| 3957. | jahed (jahedk) | 59.17 | 95% | 2019-04-20 |
| 3958. | Maksim (maxso) | 59.16 | 97% | 2019-11-02 |
| 3959. | Livo (livo) | 59.16 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
| 3960. | SkyerZ (skyerz) | 59.15 | 96% | 2021-08-08 |
| 3961. | Fran (fuxtrot) | 59.13 | 95% | 2018-10-18 |
| 3962. | Heide (vnit) | 59.13 | 97% | 2019-11-09 |
| 3963. | Owen (saka0803) | 59.13 | 96% | 2019-06-02 |
| 3964. | Arcoley (arcoley) | 59.08 | 95% | 2018-10-13 |
| 3965. | boo (lolitsme) | 59.08 | 94% | 2018-11-29 |
| 3966. | Raj (raj__) | 59.05 | 96% | 2021-08-03 |
| 3967. | Konstantin (kost91n) | 59.04 | 97% | 2018-05-02 |
| 3968. | Typeracerer (typeracerer2020) | 59.04 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 3969. | kevin (vampiric) | 59.03 | 97% | 2019-11-18 |
| 3970. | Oleg (spicysausageman) | 59.03 | 96% | 2019-11-12 |
| 3971. | Smelly (burdturglar) | 59.03 | 97% | 2019-10-14 |
| 3972. | Daniel (dzk75) | 59.02 | 94% | 2019-11-26 |
| 3973. | J (jimmyme) | 59.00 | 97% | 2018-02-10 |
| 3974. | d-nee (iggy3931) | 58.99 | 95% | 2019-02-01 |
| 3975. | Jim (jimis1111) | 58.98 | 95% | 2019-10-16 |
| 3976. | IHaveArthritus (loabing) | 58.98 | 95% | 2019-02-11 |
| 3977. | Vu (vuta) | 58.98 | 98% | 2019-01-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |